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Desperate Democrats Ask Buffalo Guy If He Can Stage Another Insurrection
The Bee ^ | July 12, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 07/12/2024 5:54:37 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

With President Biden's poll numbers continuing to fall and projections for November's elections looking grim, desperate Democrats called the January 6 buffalo guy on the phone to see if he'd be willing to stage another insurrection.

"Yes, is this Jacob Chansley? Yes, I'd like to order an insurrection," Nancy Pelosi said to the infamous QAnon Shaman. "I know we've been saying insurrections are bad and stuff, but things are looking ugly for us and we've tried just about everything we can do to turn it around, but it's not good."

"If you could maybe overthrow the government and force Biden to step down or at least raise a ruckus at the Capitol to help get our poll numbers up, that would be so great."

Latest polling numbers indicated Biden would face an uphill battle across key battleground states, leaving Democrats at a crossroads as to what to do if Biden continued to refuse to step down. Closed-door meetings with party leadership led to the conclusion that inciting an insurrection was the only option left. "It's exactly what we need," Pelosi said. "It's pretty simple. We put one together once before, so I'm sure we could do the same thing again. Some crafty planning, a few undercover FBI agents to stir the pot. We just have to get those MAGA people on board."

At publishing time, Democrats refused to comment on rumors they had also called Ray Epps to help out.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; buffaloguy; dementiajoe; fedsurrection; insurrection; jan6
Democrats are going back to the 2020 election strategy.
1 posted on 07/12/2024 5:54:37 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

First call China and ask for another pandemic.


2 posted on 07/12/2024 5:57:31 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Navy Patriot

Pelosi can always count on the DOJ/FBI to stage another insurrection like they did in 2021.


3 posted on 07/12/2024 5:59:30 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: Navy Patriot

Jacob aka Shaman, might agree to do it for the right money, but government police confiscated his horned head dress and so far, they are refusing to give it back to him.


4 posted on 07/12/2024 5:59:44 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Right. And it’s not too late to encourage and fund Antifa terrorists to riot and burn cities in another effort to create harm and disunity while blaming Trump.


5 posted on 07/12/2024 6:01:28 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: lee martell

You mean he’s not horny anymore?


6 posted on 07/12/2024 6:06:50 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

I think the Ukraine Labs have taken over for the Communist Chinese Labs, fewer restrictions on “research” ya know.


7 posted on 07/12/2024 6:10:46 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Responsibility2nd

She’ll use her “Buy One, Get One Free” coupon she got last time.


8 posted on 07/12/2024 6:12:23 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Ha! That’s one way to put it.


9 posted on 07/12/2024 6:27:05 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Navy Patriot

Haitians conquer Springfield

https://x.com/BehizyTweets/status/1811821279038587238


10 posted on 07/12/2024 6:36:58 PM PDT by combat_boots
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To: Navy Patriot

Ray Epps may never be able to incite another riot in his lifetime of the magnitude of the January 6 insurrection. You have to whip the gullible into a frenzy when the situation is just right. If he approached a group in DC and told them “we’ve got to go in to the Capitol, in to the Capitol” today, they’d just look at him like he’s some kind of fool.

I would have to say he’s pretty much done as an instigator.


11 posted on 07/12/2024 7:28:49 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( )
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To: Navy Patriot

Maybe, however that doesn’t seem to be the POINT of the story. I heard that Nancy was ready to grab the bull by the horns if necessary.


12 posted on 07/12/2024 7:29:58 PM PDT by navymom1 (I am voting for President Trump and you should too!)
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To: The_Media_never_lie
I've been watin' for someone to notice Ray Epps' name in this article by the Bee.

I believe it gives a whole new meaning to the Bee's reporting.

13 posted on 07/12/2024 7:37:23 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

So this is the reason Jacob Chansley has asked for his horns and spear back from the DOJ.


14 posted on 07/13/2024 5:15:30 AM PDT by batazoid (Plainclothes cop at Capital during Jan 6 riot...)
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To: Navy Patriot

Ray Epps is just a fine American patriot.

How many young lives did Ray Epps ruin? This question never was asked by the media!!!


15 posted on 07/13/2024 10:44:58 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( )
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