[dragnet2]

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

[Fai Mao]

Florida man moved to London

[PGR88]

Volatile Muslims

[dragnet2]

It probably went something like this...We don’t like this stinking seating arraignment. I want your seat infidel.

[crusty old prospector]

Didn’t this happen at Rick’s in Casablanca?

[dfwgator]

Ryannair sounds like the European version of Spirit Airways.

[fruser1]

Reminds me of that scene from Lord of the Rings where the orcs start fighting each other after a disturbance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heorwUlRb6A

[Paladin2]

Best to move to a place with plenty of opportunity to pursue your happiness closeby.

[Candor7]

Allah Wahoo Whackbar!

I spit on your prayer rug!

[rellic]

I virtually honor all requests to move for families.
I will not go to a center seat, but usually the stewardess or steward keeps me in a aisle seat in the move.(I only sit on the aisle)
One flight where I moved all my beer was free.
Somebody paid for it. I usually have 4 on my flights.
I live in Hawaii, long flights.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

a man in his late 20s asked a woman if he could have her seat to be closer to his wife and children.

I would have preferred my assigned seat.

[libh8er]

Ryan Air is the Spirit Air of the UK.

[libh8er]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sA1gZFgJfGk

[libh8er]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjnJbXHIi1E

[AppyPappy]

“I want your seat to be closer to my family”
“Why didn’t you pay extra for a seat near them?”
“I didn’t want it that much”.

[chickenlips]

I'll bet a Moroccan jail is a luxury accommodation.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Oh, MY! Also brings back memories. In 1980 I was trying to fly back to America from Belize. I had been doing some archaeology excavation. After a few months in the jungle, I ended up very ill, and just wanted to get home. I was sitting at the airport with a standby ticket. There was no way I could be sure to get on the last flight out, but I did. I was seated all the way in the back. There were Cuban and USSR troops all around me. Even though I speak Spanish fluently, I acted dumb. They were trying to get me to change my seat, but I was still nauseous. Without talking, I took out the air sickness bag and opened it up. Everyone around me immediately ceased trying to interact with me. I have used, taken out, the air sickness bag a few more times in my life when someone on a plane just won’t shut up. So far, it has worked every time.

[DesertRhino]

Nothing is more stupid than a Brit on vacation.

[Reddy]

“A British traveler who asked not to be named told the publication that after the men began swinging at each other, “One of the families was part of a larger group so other passengers started to join in.””

Hmmmm.

[QBFimi]

Run the cabin altitude up to 14,000’. That’d cool ‘em down.