[Libloather]

Well, I'm doomed.

[Billthedrill]

I’ve done the math. I died five years ago. Oh well.

[Skywise]

2.5 months? At the end of my life? Yeah - I can do without those particular ones I think…

[shadeaud]

I must be a walking zombie. I should have died after my discharge in 1968!!

[ChildOfThe60s]

I died 20 years ago. Did you notice I was gone?

[big bad easter bunny]

if true, I died 36 years before I was born!

[Fai Mao]

I doubt this. My brother would have been dead at age 12. Or, he live to 125 if he didn’t drink

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Somebody made good use of their grant money. 🤡

[Presbyterian Reporter]

It is BS Artists like Dr. Tim Stockwell, of the Canadian Institute for Substance Use Research, who have driven me to drink.

[M Kehoe]

I’m blessed. I should have died forty years ago.

5.56mm

[tired&retired]

It helps a lot of people who are married tolerate their spouses...

Notice I kept it gender neutral...😁

[1FreeAmerican]

Does this mean I’m only gonna live to be 98??

Oh well, too late to worry about this now. After all it’s past 5pm here...

Time for a shot of tequila!!

[ChildOfThe60s]

Recent research has shown that alcohol consumption could increase the risk of certain health conditions, such as cancer, heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, liver disease and more, per the Centers for Disease Control

That explains it. Now get the mRNA Bird Flu Jab. We need test subjects.

[Openurmind]

That will be the end period where I have absolutely no clue who I am or where I am. Cool... I might be spared from that.

[Flaming Conservative]

I don’t drink, but the Bible says a little wine for the stomach, so I have to disagree that one glass of wine per day is unhealthy. I attend a church that teaches that no alcohol should be consumed. I only feel that way about people who cannot stop after one drink. There are people who should never drink.

[Adder]

BS...according to twitwad there i should have died 10yrs ago.

What’s happened to science?

[unread]

"consuming just one alcoholic beverage per day — whether it be a pint of beer, a glass of wine or a shot of your favorite spirit — can shorten your lifespan by approximately two-and-a-half months."

Two and a half months.?? I think I can spare that much...

[Mark]

PURE Science! Buy my book!

[9422WMR]

Someone call the amberlamps! I’m way past my allotted quantity!
🤣🍺🍺🍻

[Paladin2]

“...per the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention...”

Sounds doubtful considering the source.

[LauraJean]

well if that’s the case Winston Churchill should still be alive.