[Billthedrill]

I’ve done the math. I died five years ago. Oh well.

[donozark]

I died three times in Australia and I was only there for one week! LOL!

[Fungi]

Good one. A friend married a woman who made him swear not to drink. Her father did too much of it and did not want her husband to be like him. The father is still kicking at 92 and never stopped drinking.

[Jean2]

I had 2 cosmos at brunch today. I guess I will be dead tomorrow.