lol!
Excellent!
Wow! No blood at all!
ROFL!!!
The only surprising thing is that he literally shat himself. It’s usually just an expression.
Another x post said to take you cat litter box when it is full, place inside an Amazon package, and leave it on th3 porch for thieves to enjoy after they steal it
Shorts hanging low,
Sweet look there pal,
Coming forth to shoot you in the ass!
Shorts hanging low,
Way to grab some vidoe fame,
Gonna get you shot in the ass....
First he stole the stuff, then he crapped himself, then he went back to the porch to try to explain himself to the homeowner, who was hearing none of it. These people just arenāt very smart.
My enjoyment was seriously diminished by the fact that it was almost impossible to make out a single word either one of the said. (aside from, maybe, a few F and B wordsā¦)
Guy’s quick on the draw........musta had the gun handy.
Better yet, don’t steal.
Lol
Did he shoot him with rock salt?
Please excuse my petty complaint... I beg excuse for my advanced age (over 65).
Does no one remember grammar? Has the use of “whom” been forbidden? Are we now allowed to end a sentence with a preposition?
To rephrase, “Be careful who to steal from.”
Should be, “Be careful from whom to steal.”
Thank you to all who patiently listen to a cranky old woman.
My son who lives alone got broken into twice last week (in crime ridden Montgomery, Al). He’s so shook up that he’s staying at my house for a few days to figure out what to do and get some much needed sleep. His income is low so changes will be hard. Say a prayer if he comes to mind. Thanks in advance!
After the lawsuit the home owner will lose everything.
Be careful from whom you steal.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on the interwebs in weeks.
The property owner should’ve taped a throwdown gun to the top of the package. As it is, the perp will likely sue him for everything he owns.
He sniffs his butt. Disgusting.
I wasn’t tryna steal it. Face mask and took it off the porch. What exactly was he tryna do?