Another x post said to take you cat litter box when it is full, place inside an Amazon package, and leave it on th3 porch for thieves to enjoy after they steal it
I heard a comic say to carve on Amazon swoosh in your pumpkin, that way it’ll be gone by morning.
I heard a comic say to carve on Amazon swoosh in your pumpkin, that way it’ll be gone by morning.
That's probably better than my idea of putting photos of a hot woman in a box and how to contact her, but the contact information instead be the phone number and address of my ex-wife.
I haven't tested that theory because porch pirating doesn't happen here.