Be careful who to steal from

X ^ | 6/29/24 | Anticommie

[DallasBiff]

Be careful who to steal from.

[DallasBiff]

Revenge of the property owner to the porch pirate

[Oldeconomybuyer]

lol!

[Lazamataz]

Excellent!

[Tom Tetroxide]

Wow! No blood at all!

[NorthMountain]

ROFL!!!

The only surprising thing is that he literally shat himself. It’s usually just an expression.

[Bob434]

Another x post said to take you cat litter box when it is full, place inside an Amazon package, and leave it on th3 porch for thieves to enjoy after they steal it

[Rurudyne]

Shorts hanging low,
Sweet look there pal,
Coming forth to shoot you in the ass!
Shorts hanging low,
Way to grab some vidoe fame,
Gonna get you shot in the ass....

[PGalt]

Criminals taking Other People’s Property need to suffer consequences. Citizen justice can work. Government “justice” is iffy.

[FamiliarFace]

First he stole the stuff, then he crapped himself, then he went back to the porch to try to explain himself to the homeowner, who was hearing none of it. These people just aren’t very smart.

[Rurudyne]

I heard a comic say to carve on Amazon swoosh in your pumpkin, that way it’ll be gone by morning.

[DJ Frisat]

My enjoyment was seriously diminished by the fact that it was almost impossible to make out a single word either one of the said. (aside from, maybe, a few F and B words…)

[Liz]

Guy’s quick on the draw........musta had the gun handy.

[Rurudyne]

I heard a comic say to carve on Amazon swoosh in your pumpkin, that way it’ll be gone by morning.

[9YearLurker]

Better yet, don’t steal.

[laplata]

Lol

[tired&retired]

Did he shoot him with rock salt?

[Tell It Right]

Another x post said to take you cat litter box when it is full, place inside an Amazon package, and leave it on th3 porch for thieves to enjoy after they steal it

That's probably better than my idea of putting photos of a hot woman in a box and how to contact her, but the contact information instead be the phone number and address of my ex-wife.

I haven't tested that theory because porch pirating doesn't happen here.

[mason-dixon]

Please excuse my petty complaint... I beg excuse for my advanced age (over 65).

Does no one remember grammar? Has the use of “whom” been forbidden? Are we now allowed to end a sentence with a preposition?

To rephrase, “Be careful who to steal from.”
Should be, “Be careful from whom to steal.”

Thank you to all who patiently listen to a cranky old woman.

[BamaBelle]

My son who lives alone got broken into twice last week (in crime ridden Montgomery, Al). He’s so shook up that he’s staying at my house for a few days to figure out what to do and get some much needed sleep. His income is low so changes will be hard. Say a prayer if he comes to mind. Thanks in advance!

[1FreeAmerican]

I'm wondering the same. I watched the vid dragging the frames back and forth and can't tell where the smoke came from although it appears to emanate from the porch posts.