[Red Badger]

Farmer Ping!..................

[OttawaFreeper]

Oh my, begging for Monty Python to do a sketch about something like this.

[HerrBlucher]

[FlingWingFlyer]

What are the job qualification requirements to get hired on as a Danish cow fart counter?

[LittleBillyInfidel]

The Green New Steal

[Lockbar]

Insanity of the highest order. In ten years food consumption in Europe will be the same as for a inmate of Dachau concentration camp. People will commit suicide. That’s the plan.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Who’s counting the farts and burps of the Danish politicians and government bureaucRATS? Why does DemocRAT and BureaucRAT both end in RAT anyway?

[lee martell]

Next thing you know, there will be competitive events featuring this physical event. As a sign of rebellion. Tournaments, even!
What might such a trophy look like?

[Robert DeLong]

Now how are they possibly going to count the number of cow farts? 🤣 Absolute insanity.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Danish Farmers Facing Carbon Tax for Each ‘Fart’ Cows Make

Do the Danes have "Fart Counters"?

[SkyDancer]

They going to attach a “Fart-O-Meter” to each cow?

[budj]

And they'll ban books, too!

[Qwapisking]

did the people vote for this? remember friends “Elections have consequences and then everyone suffers the consequences” always applies when the general voting public gets to determine their leaders. more interesting is the fact that even those who can’t vote can still make a difference. the French revolution is a good example. even the people who head a country have a removable head.

[dfwgator]

“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.”

[brownsfan]

Western civilization has lost it’s collective mind. The political class can do virtually anything in the name of climate change.

[Carry_Okie]

As if millions of wild cattle, bison, and elk never farted.

I guess those would be "natural" farts.

Do fish fart too? Gotta go after those fish farms!

[laplata]

How are they going to tax all the wild game around the world such as bison, elephants, elk, rhinos, hippo’s, etc?

Those beasts put out a whole lot of gas.

[Lizavetta]

When taxing animal burps and farts becomes a lovely revenue stream for the government guess whose burps and farts they're going to tax next.

Yours.

[wita]

Denmark “will be the first country in the world to introduce a real CO2 tax on agriculture”

Followed shortly thereafter with food riots, and mass hangings of government idiots who chose to introduce a CO2 tax on agriculture.

[workerbee]

Taxation Minister Jeppe Bruus said the aim is part of the globalist push to supposedly reduce greenhouse gas emissions prove how utterly batshit crazy the Left is.

Fixed.