[fwdude]

"7 Ways You Can Catch an STI Without Having Sex"

Note: 4 of them ARE sex (related) and the 2 of the others are medical risks. The ones that aren't directly sex related are tangentially related to sex by a single degree or so.

[Mr. K]

wearing a bathing suit on a tractor

[Tell It Right]

Do things God’s way and you bring your chance of getting an STI down to practically zero.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Blood transfusions and public restrooms.

[rightwingcrazy]

Let’s pretend we don’t know what the “S” stands for.

[EdgeOfDarkness]

Bottom line: Be monogamous, wait till you’re married - or at least long enough to determine if your partner has/had an STD.

God’s plan for us is always the best plan.

Can’t do anything about tainted blood transfusions, pray for intervention and healing.

[nwrep]

Except for contaminated food in turd world countries.

[Don@VB]

Don’t worry! You can still do ALL those things safely. Just be sure to wear a condom.

[Yo-Yo]

"7 Ways You Can Catch an STI Without Having Sex"

[Responsibility2nd]

What about a sex doll? Can you get an STI from a sex doll?

Asking for a friend.....

[for-q-clinton]

Here are the 7 ways they list:

1) Kissing
2) Oral Sex
3) Sharing toothbrush, razor, or needles
4) blood transfusion
5) contaminated food
6) Skin-on-skin contact (HPV & Genital warts)
7) Sharing sex toys

[enumerated]

Right. This article is another leftist lie.

[Vaquero]

You could get it from a toilet seat. But who wants to have sex on a toilet seat

[nesnah]

8. Shake Bill Clinton’s hand.

[dayglored]

> "7 Ways You Can Catch an STI Without Having Sex"

I was positive this was going to be a Babylon Bee satire article.

Are we sure it's not?

[Responsibility2nd]

Not everybody knew this....

[FrankRizzo890]

From the bard of our time Frank Zappa:

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Easiest way in the past was to pick up a state line bar skank. Everyone I ever knew who did it came down with clap.
Two guys I worked with picked up one and she gave them both the clap. We razzed them good as they could not set down for several days.

Worked with a man sixty years ago who never smiled or laughed. One day they were telling jokes and one said “I hear that if you get Syphilis it destroys your facial muscles!”

The dour worker simply said..”Yes, it does.”

[Billthedrill]

So, according to the article one of the ways you can get an STI without having sex is to have oral sex? Thanks for the input, Mr. Clinton.

[NWFree]

I’ve never had any problems with monkey pox jumping into my butt

[Magnum44]