Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem

The Bee ^ | May 31, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

TEHRAN, IRAN — In a touching, romantic statement on X (formerly Twitter), the Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei let American college students know that he appreciates their anti-Semetic protests and support of his regime and that he also has a few open slots in the harem if any of the women might happen to be interested.

"Dear university students in the United States of America, you are standing on the right side of history," Khamenei wrote in his X post. "Thank you for all the effort you put into hating the Jews. Also, if any of you women over there happen to be into wearing hijabs, having no freedom, and genocidal psychopaths in their 70s, a few slots in the presidential harem have opened up ;)"

"Applicants can apply for a visa through the Iranian government website," Khamenei wrote in a follow-up post.

While Khamenei's post has been well-received by college protesters, most of the female college students have decided "swipe left" on the Supreme Leader of Iran, citing the lack of Starbucks in Iran and the fact that they could be executed for showing a bit too much nose.

[Navy Patriot]

American Colleges ARE good for something!

[butlerweave]

They’re that stupid this might be believed ,LOL

[dayglored]

> At publishing time, Khamenei had retracted his offer after all of the students who responded to his offer turned out to be gay men or transgender women.

The Bee is unsurpassed in satire. Oh, wait, this is probably real...

[Dr. Sivana]

If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem

That Bee, always exaggerating. There are only four wife slots in total. There are a number of infidel concubine slots open, of course.

[NWFree]

Several dumb libtards raised their hands ✋🏻

[Tunehead54]

"There are only four wife slots in total. There are a number of infidel concubine slots open, of course."

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Nice to see another that knows the rules.

Of course, in the guy's jihad eyes or his loins, what's the difference between the wife and the concubine?

Islam is not a religion of peace it is a war plan to subjugate all on our planet Earth.

Conceivably the islamics could "reform" their "religion" but they do not and will not.

Why we do not wipe out them out as a cancer on earth is beyond me.

Reform or die. Be nice. Love and help thy neighbor. The golden rule. Treat your neighbor as you would wish to be treated.

Sorry, I've been praying to G-d on another matter, praising his creation, which for so many is unseen. We have heaven, right here on Earth. It is one thing of many that I am certain.

Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord. Amen.

Sorry - no trademark smiley.

Oh, who cares? ;-)

[Tunehead54]

And yes I always check the source article and yes this was the Bee. Just had to relate. My apologies.

TH54