Biden Administration Announces ‘Menstrual Hygiene Day’ for a #PeriodFriendlyWorld

Breitbart ^ | 5-29-24 | ELIZABETH WEIBEL

[dynachrome]

no comment.

[dayglored]

So is this for "women", or "people who menstruate" which includes trans-men (women pretending to be men)?

Asking for a friend...

[smokingfrog]

When is Pee Standing Up Hygiene Day?

[fhayek]

menstruation friendly

..talk about your oxymorons..

[dayglored]

> When is Pee Standing Up Hygiene Day?

Have I got a joke for you...

So God was in the Garden of Eden, finishing up with creating Adam and Eve, giving them each the many wonderful characteristics and abilities that distinguish between Man and Woman.

God feels around in his bag of Abilities, and says to Adam and Eve:

"I have only two remaining Abilities to assign to you. You each will get one."

God reaches in and pulls out the next to last Ability, and announces:

"The Ability to Pee Standing Up."

Adam cries out, "Me! Me! I want to be able to pee standing up!!"

God gives him the Ability to Pee Standing Up.

Then God pulls out the last Ability, and says:

"This one is for you, Eve."

Eve asks, "Lord, what is it?"

God says:

"Multiple Orgasms."

[Dalberg-Acton]

I missed my “Menstrual Hygiene Day”.
Does that mean I’m preggos?

[farmguy]

My first thoughts were: When is take a big dump day?

[BigFreakinToad]

Does this include pouring a line of tomato juice on the floor leading into a women’s restroom?

[ansel12]

Good one, and this is the first time I have heard it.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

You need something to mop up the ketchup those sick men smear on themselves.

[Sirius Lee]

Apropos for the biggest douchebag on the planet.

[bgill]

Where’s The Onion?

Biden is on his and wearing a diaper to prove it is bigger than everyone else’s.

[thesligoduffyflynns]

No Prostate Inspection Day?

[hinckley buzzard]

Orgasms come and go, but the ability to pee standing up is an enduring convenience.

[llevrok]

Oh bloody hell!

[smokingfrog]

🤣

[Albion Wilde]

“Menstruation is a natural part of half our population’s life, and yet it has been overlooked in the context of work

So, when will there be special days for other, more inclusive natural parts of life? Everybody does it. Why not talk about those natural bodily events with others in the workplace, like your boss or your direct reports—and celebrate national days of “Pit Stank”, “Flatulenzapootza”, or “PooPloppin’ ” with taxpayer dollars?

[moovova]

You have you admit...it has a flow to it.

[kawhill]

Well, I guess I finally figured out what is important to the Biden menstruation.