[dayglored]

> When is Pee Standing Up Hygiene Day?

Have I got a joke for you...

So God was in the Garden of Eden, finishing up with creating Adam and Eve, giving them each the many wonderful characteristics and abilities that distinguish between Man and Woman.

God feels around in his bag of Abilities, and says to Adam and Eve:

"I have only two remaining Abilities to assign to you. You each will get one."

God reaches in and pulls out the next to last Ability, and announces:

"The Ability to Pee Standing Up."

Adam cries out, "Me! Me! I want to be able to pee standing up!!"

God gives him the Ability to Pee Standing Up.

Then God pulls out the last Ability, and says:

"This one is for you, Eve."

Eve asks, "Lord, what is it?"

God says:

"Multiple Orgasms."

[ansel12]

Good one, and this is the first time I have heard it.

[hinckley buzzard]

Orgasms come and go, but the ability to pee standing up is an enduring convenience.

[smokingfrog]

🤣

[FalloutShelterGirl]

That’s an awesome joke! Never heard that one 😄