Posted on 05/30/2024 8:50:37 AM PDT by xp38
AUSTRALIA — Kangaroos hosted a press conference today calling for a stop to demeaning comparisons to the United States justice system.
"Please, we beg you - stop comparing the U.S. legal system to a 'kangaroo court'. It's insulting to kangaroos everywhere," said kangaroo spokeswoman Savannah Buttercup. "We are proud of our superior judicial system and would never, ever behave like those clowns in New York."
According to sources, kangaroos across the globe were infuriated by the sudden deluge of people comparing their justice system to America. "It's downright offensive. We kangaroos have a very fair system," explained Buttercup. "Misdemeanors result in getting your ears boxed. Felonies will get you a kick, square in the squishy regions. Every kangaroo is subject to the same laws, no matter if you're red or grey, tree-kangaroo or wallaby. Our system is light years ahead of the clown show that is America."
At publishing time, a group of clowns had held a press conference calling on the kangaroos to stop comparing their shows to the U.S. legal system.
Bob Keeshan, being deceased, was unavailable for comment ...
Did you know; you can fit 35 bananas in a kangaroos pouch
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore...
I’ll make a prediction and see how well or poorly it works.
Trump will be found guilty, be cuffed, outfitted in an orange jumpsuit, and marched to jail.
He may be imprisoned for a single night — or even an hour — to “make a point.”
The real reason is to generate images for the election campaign. They WANT those images. VERY important...
The Bee...hitting on all cylinders today!!!
Unavailable for comment for that reason, but plans to vote for Biden in November
Several times.
Good point-——Biden already has his “convicted felon” speech ready to roll.
So Merchan was under a lot of pressure to get Trump behind bars
to generate images for Biden. The Dems WANT those images badly.
And so I’d Larry Harmon
Kangaroos tell us to stop! Ping.
Da Bee, on target again!
Hahahaha
If this happens and I were Trump, I'd proudly wear an orange jumpsuit at every rally and public appearance. Shove it right back down their throats!
Gee,I wonder what the common strain is here
Colorado Trump thrown off the ballot by 4 Dem majority judges and Dem AG prosecutor
Maine Trump thrown off the ballot by Dem Election Commissioner
DC Trump indicted and to be tried for insurrection before Dem judge with Dem AG prosecutor
Georgia Trump indicted for election interference by Dem Prosecutor
NY Trump indicted for business record fraud by Dem Prosecutor Dem before Dem Asst Prosecutor Judge
NY Trump tried for mortgage loan misvaluation by Dem AG and fined 380 million by Dem Judge
Az Trump team indicted for election interference by Dem AG
NY Trump suit for sexual assault by Dem plaintiff with Dem funded lawyer before Dem judge and Dem jury awarding 86 million
NY Trump tried for slander by same Dem plaintiff, Dem judge awards 5 million
NY Trump DC/Fla Trump indicted for Documents possession by Dem Grand Jury and Dem AG
I don’t disagree with your assignment of motives.
I am reminded of the last time someone tried this. I think
it was at the staged photo/fingerprint session. Trump, the
master of the media, offered a mug shot that breathes defiance
in the face of persecution.
I predict more of the same.
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