Gator ping!............................
He wanted to enlist...
He’s lucky - a buddy of mine had to sign a death warrant on an escaped emu that kept coming onto the taxiway at F.E. Warren AFB when he was SJA there back in the day.
Colonel, USAF JAGC (Ret)
Obviously a Chinese spy. They wanted to name him Fang Fang but that one was already taken.
That’s a well-fed gator.
When I worked at HSN (home shopping network) gators were a normal way of life, with them often sighted underneath cars. Gators are usually harmless, until they latch onto your legs or arms or head or your pets.
Now even reptiles are smarter than the USAF.
They should have relocated him to the Rio Grande River. Him and a lot more.
Trained by the CCP ?
Forgot this wasn’t about illegals being deported; about British being defeated by the US troops against the British in 1814.
The Battle of New Orleans
by Johnny Horton (1959 hit song)
Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch ‘em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs and powered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind
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