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With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban
The Bee ^ | May 11, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 05/12/2024 11:45:35 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

TEL AVIV — With Biden delaying shipments of U.S. weaponry, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced today they will just obtain it from the Taliban instead.

"The Taliban has over $80 billion worth, so no big deal," explained Netanyahu at a press conference. "Honestly, the transaction and shipping will be way more efficient than dealing with the American government."

Biden handed over $86 billion in American weaponry to the Taliban in 2021, but denied shipments to Israel last week over concerns that they might not be as responsible as the Taliban. "We just don't trust the Jewish nation, they're very sneaky," sad Biden spokesman John Kirby. "We in the Biden administration want to be extremely cautious about who we allow to have such sophisticated weaponry, which is why the primary people we give weapons to are Eastern European warlords and the guys who did 9/11."

With the weapons shipments on hold while the few living hostages remain under Hamas control, Israel decided to simply purchase American weaponry from the enormous store in Afghanistan. "There are tons of American weaponry stores all across Afghanistan, plenty to choose from," said an IDF commander. "My personal favorite is Muhammed's Army Surplus, very good prices. We'll be fine."

At publishing time, Israel had announced that if the Taliban ran out of American weaponry, they would start purchasing it from the dealer in Qatar next to where the Hamas leaders live.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Israel figures a way to get the weapons she needs, .... at a discount!
1 posted on 05/12/2024 11:45:35 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee scores again!!!


2 posted on 05/12/2024 11:58:12 AM PDT by ScaniaBoy (Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine)
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To: Navy Patriot

I know it’s the bee but, they are more if a prophecy announcement than a destination for humor.


3 posted on 05/12/2024 12:03:37 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Navy Patriot
> "We just don't trust the Jewish nation, they're very sneaky," sad Biden spokesman John Kirby. "We in the Biden administration want to be extremely cautious about who we allow to have such sophisticated weaponry, which is why the primary people we give weapons to are Eastern European warlords and the guys who did 9/11."

The Bee, saying the quiet part out loud, once again.

Our so-called leaders are so thoroughly corrupt and compromised, they don't even try to hide it.

4 posted on 05/12/2024 12:08:32 PM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

Why should they hide their corruption.
What are we going to do about? Vote? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


5 posted on 05/12/2024 12:12:29 PM PDT by sjmjax
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To: Navy Patriot

It was 50/50 this being the Bee!


6 posted on 05/12/2024 12:15:51 PM PDT by MortMan (Charter member of AAAAA - American Association Againt Alliteration Abuse)
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL.


7 posted on 05/12/2024 12:21:55 PM PDT by tennmountainman ( (“Less propaganda would be appreciated.” JimRob 12-2-2023 DITTO)
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To: Navy Patriot

Hilarious!


8 posted on 05/12/2024 12:29:35 PM PDT by old school
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To: Navy Patriot

When did the Bee give up satire, and become a serious news agency?


9 posted on 05/12/2024 12:33:45 PM PDT by Fireone (Who killed Obama's chef?)
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee should give their writers a raise. This is gold, Jerry! Gold!


10 posted on 05/12/2024 12:35:45 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL!


11 posted on 05/12/2024 12:37:11 PM PDT by MAGA2017
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To: Navy Patriot

That’s hilarious. I almost believed it.


12 posted on 05/12/2024 12:39:38 PM PDT by KittyKares
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I believed it for 30 seconds. This is one of the best!


13 posted on 05/12/2024 12:42:24 PM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Their weapons were shipped to Ukraine, why not buy them from Ukraine, and give biden his 10%?


14 posted on 05/12/2024 12:53:36 PM PDT by silent majority rising (When it is dark enough, men see the stars. Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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To: ScaniaBoy

Good stuff, and it reminds me to the saying “Visit Israel before Israel visits you.”


15 posted on 05/12/2024 12:59:16 PM PDT by DPMD (ua)
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To: dayglored

Understanding the mood of the Bee’s article, the fact that brandon shipped weapons to Qatar and Lebanon (of all places) just the day before halting shipments to our actual ally, means brandon is arming Hamas. we know where those weapons will go and so do brandon’s bosses.


16 posted on 05/12/2024 1:01:37 PM PDT by DPMD (ua)
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To: Navy Patriot

the Bee scores another victory

smiles
smiles

and there’s truth in it, too. Israel AND EVERY OTHER NATION we sell arms to....now needs to diversify away from America. Getting stabbed in the back during hostilities is NOT an acceptable defense strategy for any responsible country. So, I’d guess that USA is going to lose at least half of its exports in this (substantial) sector. Quite possibly 3/4.
Relying on USA for essential supplies is a loser now.
Europe? Asia? Africa? everybody is watching Biden/Blinken’s perfidy. Everyone is watching.


17 posted on 05/12/2024 1:28:02 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Navy Patriot

Indeed and the money doesn’t get whacked by you know who.


18 posted on 05/12/2024 1:47:05 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Navy Patriot

Watch Biden believe this and go nuts; well, he already is there but anyway ....


19 posted on 05/12/2024 1:53:09 PM PDT by SkyDancer (~A Bizjet Is Nothing But An Executive Mailing Tube ~)
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To: Navy Patriot

Some days it’s REALLY HARD to tell this isn’t satire. Really hard.


20 posted on 05/12/2024 2:53:56 PM PDT by 3RIVRS
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