18 Gender Neutral Swimsuits That'll Have You *Truly* Feeling Yourself

Seventee Magazine ^ | 7/11/23 | Kelsey Syiegman

[DallasBiff]

"Honestly, I haven’t been swimming in ages, because I haven’t found anything I feel comfortable with." That's the DM I received when I asked Col Connelly (1/2 of non-binary, lesbian influencer couple @heycolanda) for gender neutral and non-binary swimwear recommendations. "A lot of queer/trans folx avoid swimming, honestly," Col explained to me via DM.

Connelly's response basically confirmed what I already had already witnessed firsthand in my own life as I watched my trans-feminine sibling shoot down every family beach vacation since they began their transition. After *finally* getting my sibling to agree to a week in Florida and then seeing that they only packed one swimsuit, I figured it was time to do some research on their behalf

[DallasBiff]

Good gawd, the liberal media is crazy.

[Nervous Tick]

THIS is what “Seventeen” Magazine peddles lately?

LORD have mercy.

[Trailerpark Badass]

Have me feeling myself, eh? Not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

[bigbob]

seems like that would require some stragecially-placed openings

[metmom]

"Honestly, I haven’t been swimming in ages, because I haven’t found anything I feel comfortable with." That's the DM I received when I asked Col Connelly (1/2 of non-binary, lesbian influencer couple @heycolanda) for gender neutral and non-binary swimwear recommendations. "A lot of queer/trans folx avoid swimming, honestly," Col explained to me via DM.

Good.

It spared the rest of us our eyesight.

[Freest Republican]

As long as they come with carnival background music.......

They’re feeling themselves alright, unless they stumble across a curious blind guy.

[Ge0ffrey]

This isn’t the Babylon Bee?

[heartwood]

Just shows, trans IS a fashion fad.

Costs a lot more than the makeup samplers they sold forty years ago.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Seventeen is geared toward insecure 12 year old girls who feel awkward and ugly and uncomfortable with the onset of menses. Of course they are going to push the leftist agenda.

[Jonty30]

Any chance of SMOD showing up this year?

[Nervous Tick]

Any chance of SMOD showing up this year?

This SMOD?

[Jonty30]

Yes.

[Nervous Tick]

I’m neither a fatalist nor a nihilist — believing as I do in King Jesus — but I sure got a big LOL out of SMOD 2020! :-)

[Nervous Tick]

And they’ve got MERCH!!! Lots of merch for sale. They can’t be too far gone!!!

[HIDEK6]

Col Connelly (1/2 of non-binary, lesbian influencer couple @heycolanda) for gender neutral and non-binary swimwear …

These freaks expect us to understand this gobbledygook?

[No name given]

They’ve been insane for decades.

[SaveFerris]

(1/2 of non-binary, lesbian influencer)

The apostasy and the Days of Lot are upon us. As prophesied by Jesus Christ Himself.

Do NO harm, Christians, but reject this Godless Reprobate Agenda. (For the thread)

[SaveFerris]

(Any chance of SMOD showing up this year?)

Not until 2 chapters after the Antichrist, War, Famine, etc.

Revelation 8:8-9
21st Century King James Version

8 And the second angel sounded and, as it were, a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea; and a third part of the sea became blood;

9 and a third part of the creatures which were in the sea and had life, died, and a third part of the ships were destroyed.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+8%3A8-9&version=KJ21

[Nervous Tick]

Great graphic!
Thanks & Blessings

[SaveFerris]

God bless you brother

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