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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Run away!
1 posted on 04/05/2024 6:47:52 PM PDT by dynachrome
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“Kasson urges people not to eat the cicadas or kill them, but to take photos if they see the fugus on the bugs and share them with online science communities, like iNaturalist, to help researchers. “

I’ll get right on it.


2 posted on 04/05/2024 6:49:37 PM PDT by dynachrome ("God grant I don't outlive my wits.")
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Wow. I need to quit having sex with Zombies AND Cicadas.


3 posted on 04/05/2024 6:50:02 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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Sure hope Fauci/Pfizer don’t get any ideas.


4 posted on 04/05/2024 6:51:24 PM PDT by ryderann
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“the fungus causes the backside of their abdomens open up. A chalky, white plug erupts out, taking over their bodies and making their genitals fall off.”

That’s bad, right?


7 posted on 04/05/2024 6:53:32 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (DEI = Didn't Earn It!)
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Yeah, the Apoc-eclipse on the 8th, the “Red Heifers” @ Passover, and now bugs! Oh my!!


8 posted on 04/05/2024 6:54:58 PM PDT by Drago
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Sounds like the spring break of the insect world.


9 posted on 04/05/2024 6:55:19 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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Global, climate, warming crisis, of course.


10 posted on 04/05/2024 6:55:38 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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We must lockdown until they are gone.


11 posted on 04/05/2024 6:56:53 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ("If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there")
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They try to make this emergence of both types to be some sort of apocalypse. Fact is their territories don't converge, so it will be the normal 17 year thing if you're in their area.

Still annoying, though.

16 posted on 04/05/2024 7:07:02 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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“A chalky, white plug erupts out, taking over their bodies and making their genitals fall off.”

I’m hoping they can’t transmit this to humans!


17 posted on 04/05/2024 7:08:15 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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OH PHPUCH! that’s what the future of cicadakind is depending on.


19 posted on 04/05/2024 7:11:05 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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(”zombie cicadas”)

I’ve heard that they devour everything in sight

And that they make a cacophony of mind-numbing noise

So I have to ask:

Are these just the cast members of “The View” touring the USA?


27 posted on 04/05/2024 7:53:58 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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have you every wondered why all the LGTBQ+#(*!)@(#*HOSU(ZIJ is going on?


28 posted on 04/05/2024 7:54:15 PM PDT by BereanBrain
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Around here we just call them “drunken college skanks”.


29 posted on 04/05/2024 7:59:30 PM PDT by Ignatz (The bees don't bother to tell the flies that honey tastes better than dung.)
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I smell a market opportunity here! Cicada condoms! I’m going to be rich!


31 posted on 04/05/2024 8:25:38 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward SnowdenA)
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infected by a sexually transmitted fungus that makes them hyper-sexual.


32 posted on 04/05/2024 8:36:36 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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The song of the cicada is like ASMR to me, not as relaxing as the dishwasher or clothes dryer as I nap on my flex-steel recliner after my post lawn mowing shower... in winter the pilot light on the propane fireplace is nice to, subtle but relaxing. I hope the bloom makes to my area, but it might not.


33 posted on 04/05/2024 8:41:11 PM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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“Tainted Love”!


37 posted on 04/05/2024 8:50:34 PM PDT by lee martell
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More crisis, more panic!!!

It's an election year!!


42 posted on 04/06/2024 5:26:03 AM PDT by CapnJack ( )
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Is this another gift from China?


43 posted on 04/06/2024 5:29:06 AM PDT by SMARTY ("A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies." Tennyson)
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