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Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels
Babylon Bee ^
| Mar 26, 2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/26/2024 8:31:20 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: mabarker1
I once paid My Water Bill ($600.00+) in Pennies.Given the situation, I hope you paid them in loose pennies rather than rolled pennies. They deserved it.
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posted on
03/26/2024 9:50:37 AM PDT
by
CommerceComet
("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
To: V_TWIN
Even doing it that way would be hilarious!Totally agree. What a great way to show his contempt for the whole process. It is obvious contempt but what could James and the creepy little judge do about it? They couldn't hold him in contempt of court because $1 bills are legal tender.
The Donald could even make some money off this. Because it is a bond to be held until final court resolution, could he request the bills to be held in secure storage? Once a reasonable court tosses this sham lawsuit, he demands return of his $1 bills. Print up some certificates of authenticity and sell them for $10 a piece. I'd buy one just as a way of giving this corrupt NY legal system the middle finger.
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:03:20 AM PDT
by
CommerceComet
("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Satire, but I like the idea.
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:20:06 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
To: hoagy62
I was thinking that exact thing
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:20:29 AM PDT
by
mpackard
(Donald Trump broke the Democrats)
To: CommerceComet
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:23:28 AM PDT
by
curious7
To: V_TWIN
Trump should negotiate the coin payment....Nickels NO Dimes umm, maybe OK, you get it in Quarters. Done deal.
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:26:49 AM PDT
by
citizen
(Put all LBQTwhatever programming on a new subscription service: PERV-TThose look good)
To: dayglored
This is the funniest one from the Bee in a long time!
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:26:55 AM PDT
by
7thson
(I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
To: dayglored
He should pay it in $2 dollar bills. Letitia James is so stupid she probably doesn’t know they exist.
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:31:05 AM PDT
by
cquiggy
To: quantim
A lot of government offices have as their official policy that they will not accept pennies because people have done that.
I am not sure they have any rule about nickles.
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:47:20 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
To: dayglored
The last line was the best!
Trump was indicted once again, this time for failing to "fall into financial ruin".
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posted on
03/26/2024 10:49:58 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(6,575,474 Truth | 87,429,044 Twitter)
To: SamAdams76
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posted on
03/26/2024 2:59:06 PM PDT
by
UMCRevMom@aol.com
(Pray for God 's intervention to stop Putin's invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇸 )
To: cquiggy
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posted on
03/26/2024 3:09:47 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(Is it me, or all of a sudden have the buried trolls come out on FR like cicadas? It's all noise.)
To: dayglored
Should be dimes...
...as there's not a dimes worth of difference from what these cretins are doing...compared with any other of history's tyrannical regimes.
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posted on
03/26/2024 3:14:49 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Time to throw them out of the Temple...again)
To: dayglored
A roll of nickels is $2.00. If a roll weighs around 5 Oz, that would be just about 1.1 million pounds. At 75,000 pounds per semi it would take only about 15 to 20 loads if you count pallets.
All rough math with assumptions.
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posted on
03/26/2024 3:18:51 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(Is it me, or all of a sudden have the buried trolls come out on FR like cicadas? It's all noise.)
To: dayglored
Before checking the source I wondered, Is there that many nickel in circulation?
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posted on
03/26/2024 3:23:31 PM PDT
by
mware
To: eyeamok
US Currency-—for public & private debts-——
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posted on
03/26/2024 5:12:40 PM PDT
by
ridesthemiles
(not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
To: plain talk
Thx. Was wondering about that.
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posted on
03/26/2024 8:16:34 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
To: dayglored
I watched PDJT at the press conference at the end of his court hearing today. At the end press conference some reporter asked him how he was going to pay (securities, bonds, cash). As he walked away from the podium, he blurted back to the reporter, “NICKELS”!
I laughed my a$$ off!
Turns out the Bee caught that too!
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posted on
03/26/2024 8:57:07 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: BraveMan
I had wondered about that -- whether the Bee's satire was based on a comment PDJT had actually made. Thanks for confirming!
That man is nothing if not entertaining. His sense of humor is refreshing.
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posted on
03/26/2024 9:21:19 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: quantim
The problem with pennies is they have that over-rated Lincoln on them.
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posted on
03/27/2024 11:42:55 AM PDT
by
enumerated
(81 million votes my ass)
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