It’s the Martian’s fault.
Okay, here’s the plan.
Congress has to allocate billions of dollars to fund research that ultimately results in the destruction of Mars.
This is a existential crisis.
Mars must DIE!
This explains all the UFO sightings.
Somehow.
Hey, if Jupiter aligns with Mars, will peace guide the planets? Asking for a friend.
They’ll need a new tax ,LOL
btt
At least it’s not the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
AOC: ‘If we can help the Martians by giving them 3.6 Trillion dollars, we could save the planets. It would be for the children (that we don’t murder in the womb!)’ 🤓
There seems to be several different cycles, including the Milankovitch cycles, which focus on the variations of the earths’ orbit around the sun and how the weather is affected. Also, changes in the tilt of the Earth’s axis. Currently the tilt of the axis is decreasing, and is thought to be a cause of the warming of the northern hemisphere. In addition, the amount of carbon dioxide and methane in the atmosphere and the effect on the whether has been exaggerated by many studies. Carbon dioxide promotes plant growth, which in turn produces more oxygen. There have been several times in the earth’s past when bot gases were much more prevaliant.
With higher taxes, and less freedom, we could prevent those on Mars from using fluorescent bulbs and driving SUV’s.
There’s a very interesting YouTube video out there that shows the effects of Mercury moving less than an inch closer to the Sun on the entire solar system.
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Great, now they’ll want to blow up mars…
NOT TRUE!!!!
The Martians all drive SUVs! That is causing the climate change on Mother Earth!
I can just see Biden wishing to get a letter off to the president of mars to settle the problem diplomatically. He needs to set it up with NASA. Otherwise, they may not get their aid we are probably already sending. Hidden use or lose money.
wy69
Earth's wild ride: Our voyage through the Milky Way
"Interstellar gas permeates the Milky Way, but not evenly. The solar system happens now to inhabit an unusually empty patch of space, the local bubble, with only one hydrogen atom per five cubic centimetres of space. In the past we must have drifted through much denser gas clouds, including some more than 100 light years across in whose cold and dark interiors hydrogen forms itself into molecules.
In such nebulae, Earth may have caught a cold. Usually, the solar system’s interior is protected from harsh interstellar radiation by the solar wind, a stream of charged particles that flows deep into space, forming a huge electromagnetic shield called the heliosphere. When the interstellar gas gets denser, the solar wind can’t push as far, and the heliosphere shrinks. Above a density of around 1000 molecules per cubic centimetre, it will contract to within Earth’s orbit. That might happen every few hundred million years.
The accumulation of hydrogen in Earth’s high atmosphere would alter its chemistry, creating a reflective cloud layer, while dust could mimic the shading effect of sulphate aerosols from volcanic eruptions. Alex Pavlov of the University of Colorado, Boulder, says the dust alone could trigger a global ice age, or “snowball Earth” (Geophysical Research Letters, vol 32, p L03705).
We know Earth has suffered such episodes, including big chills some 650 and 700 million years ago. Their cause remains obscure. It could have been the weathering of mountains that pulled carbon dioxide from the air, or volcanic eruptions, or changes to Earth’s orbit around the sun – or a black cloud in space.
Will any scientist ever find and blame the sun for any of this?
Michael Mann is going to have to take some of the curve out of his hockey schtick.
“HOW DARE MARS!!!”, said a well known climatologist.