Posted on 03/18/2024 5:26:24 PM PDT by McGruff
In another unhinged moment, former president Donald Trump vowed to supporters that he would trigger a "landslide" on election day.
Being the movement downslope of a mass of earth and rock, landslides have been known to kill people and cause massive property damage to communities around the country every year. This is the first time a former president has threatened to trigger one on election day if the election doesn't go the way he thinks it should.
"Landslides kill 25-50 people in the United States every year on average either from falling rocks, debris flows, or collapsing buildings," said a spokesman for The United States Geological Survey, Dr. Ned Jones.
When asked how the former President might go about triggering one of these horrible landslides, The United States Geological Survey could not comment but reminded people to move to a second story in buildings whenever possible and to avoid river valleys and other low areas.
"It is very important that you stay out of the path of an incoming landslide triggered by Donald Trump and if you can't get away you must curl into a ball to try to protect your head," reiterated Dr. Jones.
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Bring on The Violins....
It was hilarious to hear the extended montage of the MSM talking about “bloodbaths”. When Dems endlessly describe impending economic or electoral “bloodbaths” it’s just fine, but when Trump, ONE TIME, describes what might happen to the Detroit auto industry, it’s a sign that Trump is going to kill everyone who doesn’t vote for him.
I can’t stand the insanity of it all.
I should have known President Trump controls the Earth’s Crust, he IS Trump, after all!
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It’s just the democrat media making idiots of themselves as usual.
I have a couple leftist friends and their hysterical rants lead me to conclude they’re clinically insane.
We do get along if we avoid politics. If I utter the name of Trump they instantly go into a state of high anxiety. Fun to watch, but also scary.
The 24/7 media is gaslighting the American people. Sad, and terrifying.
Love BB!
Sounds like a BLOODBATH?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I heard a legal expert that knows Trump say that Trump could definitely sue the media for liable on the bloodbath incident. But Trump won’t do it because he thinks it will just keep it in the news.
(psst. Satire.)
I just heard about this on Laura Ingraham. They love Trump. So do I.
The media is informing the audience, unaware of the media’s TDS, how dire the affliction is.
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