Sure it was the rats........riiiiiight 👌
1 posted on
03/13/2024 7:11:21 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
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2 posted on
03/13/2024 7:13:04 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: V_TWIN
Next, the rats raided the snack vending machines.
3 posted on
03/13/2024 7:14:29 AM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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4 posted on
03/13/2024 7:15:05 AM PDT by
Red6
To: V_TWIN
“The dog ate my homework” has been updated for our current age of civilizational collapse.
5 posted on
03/13/2024 7:15:51 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(It's not "Quiet Quitting" -- it's "Going Galt".)
To: V_TWIN
Just saw that on an old “Barney Miller” episode.
7 posted on
03/13/2024 7:16:33 AM PDT by
The Public Eye
(The news shouldn't be predictable.)
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I guess the statute of limitations has expired so I’ll confess. When I was in high school I hid my pot stash in my closet. I have seen seen doped up mice after they got into my pot.
8 posted on
03/13/2024 7:17:13 AM PDT by
hardspunned
(Former DC GOP globalist stooge)
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“The rats are eating our marijuana”The cops will have less pot to sell? How awful.
9 posted on
03/13/2024 7:20:26 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Nothing says "Democracy" like throwing your opponents into jail.)
To: V_TWIN
Maybe that explains Biden’s concern about less Doritos in a bag.
EC
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12 posted on
03/13/2024 7:42:29 AM PDT by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: V_TWIN
Yep, it was rodents. However, the chief was unable to explain the truckload of Doritos and onion dip that was recently delivered to the police station.
To: V_TWIN
Put rat poison in a few batches left out for the rats to eat.
14 posted on
03/13/2024 7:52:14 AM PDT by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
15 posted on
03/13/2024 7:52:28 AM PDT by
Rio
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NO and drugged rats just go together.
16 posted on
03/13/2024 7:54:34 AM PDT by
ABStrauss
(I miss Rush! )
To: V_TWIN
In local financial news, the Dunkin at 4300 Veterans Memorial Blvd, and the Krispy Kreme at 825 Clearview Pkwy, as well as local food delivery services, are showing a steep profit growth this quarter.
17 posted on
03/13/2024 7:56:30 AM PDT by
AF_Blue
(My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing a road)
To: V_TWIN
It seems that this rule is not broken, all rats are addicted to marijuana
To: V_TWIN
“The rats are eating our marijuana.”
— a good, potential tagline
19 posted on
03/13/2024 7:58:32 AM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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No, this is not a report from Capitol Hill.
To: V_TWIN
How hard is it to plug holes where rats (not just mice) can get in?
22 posted on
03/13/2024 8:34:50 AM PDT by
daniel1212
(Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
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BTW all the young rappers are high on the weed all the time. They sing about this. The thug criminal blacks emulate their rap heroes. At least 75% of serious black assaults and crime are done while they are high on weed. And some alcohol.
This is why these wastoid clowns like to spray bullets into crowds of their enemies. They’re just having fun in their self created video game. Mostly just funning around for laughs amd entertainment. They are shooting so inaccurately, intentionally, so that they only graze their enemies and their girlfriends and their baby mamas.\
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Not kill them. Which means serious prison time. Maybe!!! This depends on the Soros prosecutor/ non - prosecutor.
23 posted on
03/13/2024 8:48:05 AM PDT by
dennisw
(Why is the rabbit unafraid? Because he's smarter than the panther.)
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““They’re all high.”
THC is not accessible until heated above 170deg F.
It’s still THCA and it has no effect.
24 posted on
03/13/2024 9:41:56 AM PDT by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
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