Who is oldest poster? (Vanity)

03/11/2024

[mass55th]

I’m like Jack Benny. I’m 39.

[montanajoe]

75

[Equine1952]

There’s a poem by John Donne I believe called “ For Whom The Bell Tolls”. I hate hearing bells and I hope at 72+, I can keep hearing them for a while. Yet I know no one is walking out of here. So be safe all and a long and healthy life to you. Regards

[CrimsonTidegirl]

I’m an ancient 53.

[LiteKeeper]

79.85

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or Hillary where she hid the bodies.

[Ahithophel]

Oldest by age = ? Oldest by Freeper birthday = ? Oldest by other possible metric undefined in the question = ?

[Equine1952]

A gentleman, a scholar, and a lousy detective. 🙂

[Ciaphas Cain]

I turn 50 this month!

Nobody believes it though. I've been told that I look anywhere between 36 and 24! Bank teller a few days ago thought I was joking. She said I looked 30. Had to show her my driver's license to convince her.

[sunny bonobo]

74

[Dogbert41]

63.5. Not three years but the miles…

[TigersEye]

I am 69 minus 4 Earth revolutions. You have me beat by 0.5 years.

[Peter ODonnell]

me thuselah 969 feel like I might have a few more

guess not

(POD is 74 +)

[Tennessee Nana]

75

[Equine1952]

That’s what Chris Ledoux said. While I limp my way to the bathroom, I wonder if I should have taken it easier in my younger days. My mind says 35, my body says forget about it, and that lying bitch birth certificate says 72. My kids say it’s karma I tell them that beotch Carmen had a hand in my feeling this way too. They say be grateful you’re still here. I just tell them I am grateful. I remember Carmen and she married a Democrat. It makes me smile.

[WASCWatch]

71 next month and a 10 year cancer survivor.

[alexander_busek]

Just answer the question.

Very friendly!

I suppose your next question will be, "And what is your PIN number?"

Regards,

[Prince of Space]

Just turned 70 in October.

[Fai Mao]

9 in dog years

[Olog-hai]

I’m about the same age in cat years.