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Boeing Blames Gravity For Recent Mishaps
Babylon Bee ^
| Mar 11, 2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/11/2024 12:27:49 PM PDT by horsappl
ARLINGTON, VA — As aircraft malfunctions and incidents continued to make headlines, aerospace corporation Boeing blamed gravity for its recent string of mishaps.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: boeing; die; woke
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We need to prevent gravity. If gravity increases by .5% over the next 20 years, mankind will die. We must do this for the children. How dare you!
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:27:49 PM PDT
by
horsappl
To: horsappl
Gavity is a white supremacy thingy....it interferes with the DEI programs and should be outlawed......LOL
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:30:22 PM PDT
by
lgjhn23
("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created..." )
To: lgjhn23; horsappl
GRAVITY...OBEY IT...IT IS THE LAW!!!!!
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:32:30 PM PDT
by
HippyLoggerBiker
(Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. )
To: horsappl
The problem is not gravity. The problem is that gravity is not sufficiently woke. You can’t see gravity, but you can bet it is white.
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:34:07 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
To: horsappl
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:37:22 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: horsappl
What if we legislated against gravity?
Just floating that idea 💡💡💡💡.
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:38:08 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: SaveFerris
“What if we legislated against gravity?
Just floating that idea 💡💡💡💡.”
D*mmit, quite giving dumb DemocRATz any ideas. Those lib arts and law idiots will believe anything. ;-)
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:48:17 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: horsappl
More likely Gravity’s big sister, Reality.
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:48:44 PM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(A person who seeks the truth with a closed mind will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
To: HippyLoggerBiker
“..GRAVITY...OBEY IT...IT IS THE LAW!!!!!...”
We’s dindunothin....
We’s din’t need no stinkin’ gravity...that’s for white folks to obey. LMAO.
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:50:14 PM PDT
by
lgjhn23
("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created..." )
To: horsappl
Issac Newton is a dead white guy.
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:51:20 PM PDT
by
Fido969
To: Da Coyote
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:51:41 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: Da Coyote
And here I was gonna suggest 15 trillion dollars to put Ray-Bans all around the Sun......
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:53:13 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: horsappl
It is a widespread problem, I have even heard painters and dishwashers complaining about issues with gravity.
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posted on
03/11/2024 12:55:49 PM PDT
by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: RoosterRedux
She’s one ugly mammajamma.
To: horsappl
“The science is settled”!!!!!
To: horsappl
“The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist.” — D.C. Mayor Marion Barry
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posted on
03/11/2024 1:01:07 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
To: one guy in new jersey
And, if you argue with her, eventually you lose bigly. Woke people haven’t figured that out yet.
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posted on
03/11/2024 1:08:45 PM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(A person who seeks the truth with a closed mind will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
To: horsappl
gravity isn’t the problem at all. the sudden stop is the REAL problem.
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posted on
03/11/2024 1:15:33 PM PDT
by
Qwapisking
("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
To: horsappl
Had me going there for a moment!
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posted on
03/11/2024 1:42:33 PM PDT
by
ducttape45
(Proverbs 14:34, "Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.")
To: Fido969
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posted on
03/11/2024 1:51:33 PM PDT
by
xp38
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