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We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said
Babylon Bee ^ | February 29, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 03/01/2024 12:38:36 PM PST by Twotone

As believers, it's always comforting to know that your elected officials have a deep knowledge and affection for the Bible. Learning the favorite scripture verses of your leaders can provide insight into their lives and the values they hold dear.

With that in mind, The Babylon Bee asked the following prominent politicians to tell us their favorite Bible verses:

1. Hillary Clinton: "Then he went away and hanged himself." - Matthew 27:5

2. Rashida Tlaib: "Behold, the people of Israel are too many..." - Exodus 1:9

3. Mitch McConnell: "..."

4. Lauren Boebert: "Dance like nobody's watching (it's in the Bible somewhere, I think in the back near the maps)."

5. Donald Trump: "When you saw only one set of footprints, my child, it was then that I carried you." - Two Corinthians

6, Barack Obama: "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." - Genesis 19:5

7. Al Gore: "And a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up." - Revelation 8:7

8. Ilhan Omar: "And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife." - Genesis 20:12

9. Bill Clinton: "Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife." - Proverbs 21:19

10. Nancy Pelosi: "I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast which was full of blasphemous names, having seven heads and ten horns." - Revelation 17:3

11. Nikki Haley: "So the last shall be first, and the first last." - Matthew 20:16

Reading the list above makes it abundantly clear how important the Bible is to America's most revered leaders. No wonder our country is in the shape it's in today!


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To: bigbob

It’s not Corinthians 2.0?


61 posted on 03/01/2024 6:33:43 PM PST by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: Twotone

“you know, the thing.” - Chomo Joe

“Render unto Caesar.” - All of them


62 posted on 03/01/2024 6:52:58 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: Twotone

Priceless!


63 posted on 03/01/2024 6:53:47 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: V_TWIN

Actually, some people are taught to say it that way. It’s not wrong, it’s just not the norm. I believe President Trump said that that was the way it was said in chapel at his boarding school.


64 posted on 03/01/2024 6:56:11 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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