[stars & stripes forever]

Inspiring testimony of a faith filled life.

[j.havenfarm]

God bless him.
I’ll say that the fruit are gross, but the frosted brown sugar cinnamon are sublime

[Round Earther]

He’s toast.

[blackdog]

In today’s genius corporate culture, a guy named Post, would never be allowed to manage anything at Kelloggs. Sends the wrong message.

[1of10]

So does that mean no more “pop tart” guns?

[Round Earther]

I knew his obituary would pop up here.

[dfwgator]

At least he lived to see a College Bowl Game named after it....

[ArcadeQuarters]

> Dead At 96

Lesson learned: eat more Pop-Tarts.

[fidelis]

[No name given]

Rest In Peace, Bill.

[lee martell]

“As per requests of the deceased, Mr. Post will be buried with two personal items within his coffin: one battery operated toaster and one (unopened) box of cinnamon pop tarts. Mr. Post’s right hand will be positioned to hold an actual pop tart snack, with one bite missing, again, as per requests of the deceased.” //

[Bullish]

Pop tarts... yuuck! Thanks for nothing Bill.

[Redcitizen]

Pop tarts will be served at the reception.
Seriously, thanks Bill.
And it’s good to hear of his faith.

[mass55th]

Never tried one. Never will.

[ConservativeMind]

I enjoyed those as a kid.

RIP.

[Bobalu]

Mmmmm...PopTarts! mmmmmm

[reasonisfaith]

I would assume pop tarts were among those products containing HEK 293.

For this reason, I don’t eat them.

[yukong]

I began eating pop-tarts in 1964 when I was four years old. I loved the chocolate the most. And I still love pop-tarts. Chocolate is still the best.

[blitz128]

Unrelated, but years ago one of my younger coworkers was eating pop tart bites, and had seen him eating French toast stick bites before, and needled him saying , what millennials can’t handle the whole thing, need it cut up for you? And recently saw toll house crackers in mini cracker form and had to laugh

[cyclotic]

When I was in college, a guy I knew said he had a dream about Cherry Pop-Tart Pie. It was a creation that didn’t exist, so he made it. A layer of Cherry Pop-Tarts, a layer of Cherry pie filling topped by a layer of Cherry Pop-Tarts.

So, basically a pie tin filled with sugar.

Years later I told my kids about it and of course we had to try it.

[Sirius Lee]

I never really liked them as a kid. Much preferred just toast with butter and jelly or toast with butter, a bit of sugar and cinnamon sprinkled on it.

But back to Pop Tarts. The term has become a way to call someone a retard without having to incur PC wrath for the "R" word.

e.g. "Look at that pop tart trying to fill his Tesla with Diesel!"