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'Miraculous Birth' Expected From Stingray With No Mate, Possibly Impregnated by Shark
KATU2 ^
| Fri, February 9th 2024
| Brittany Whitehead
Posted on 02/09/2024 5:43:58 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
This stingray is for the waves.
To: nickcarraway
Or maybe it will give birth to the Stingray Messiah.
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posted on
02/09/2024 5:47:51 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: nickcarraway
I am hoping for Shark Rays for no other reason than it sounds cool.
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posted on
02/09/2024 5:50:37 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/09/2024 5:53:51 PM PST
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: nickcarraway
This is a great lead in for a Sci-Fi movie. Male great white eats a Navy Seal with blue eyes and screws this ray. The offspring has legs, a bad attitude, and a sword like stinger and it has Bette Davis eyes. I think they’re on a winner here.
To: nickcarraway
Will we soon see the movie “Sharkraynado” on sale at your local Wal-mart?
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posted on
02/09/2024 5:54:47 PM PST
by
CFW
(I will not comply!)
To: nickcarraway
Giant stingray fart, watch for bubbles..
Stay tuned.
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posted on
02/09/2024 5:55:19 PM PST
by
CivilWarBrewing
(Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
To: Equine1952
Good ideas. Too bad films are only sequels of sequels or remakes of Barbie or Marvel hero spinoffs now.
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posted on
02/09/2024 5:58:43 PM PST
by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
To: nickcarraway
Those animals are sick!! 😡
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posted on
02/09/2024 5:59:01 PM PST
by
MNDude
To: PJ-Comix; nickcarraway; Rennes Templar
we're waiting for Jeff Goldblum to show up because we are Jurassic Park right now "Life finds a ray."
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:03:11 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:08:54 PM PST
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: Army Air Corps
with freaking laser beams.
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:09:44 PM PST
by
kiryandil
(Free Zaluzhny!)
To: gundog
Parthenogenesis
Not as uncommon as the reporter makes out.
To: nickcarraway
Hopefully be a miscarriage.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:11:33 PM PST
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: PeterPrinciple
Throw a little sperm in the tank.Oh no. It could be the janitor or the pool guy.
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:22:33 PM PST
by
ladyjane
To: Chickensoup
No. With higher fishes changing sexes at times, and reptiles exhibiting parthenogenetic birth, this is something less than miraculous. Interesting, sure.
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:32:53 PM PST
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: nickcarraway
Sharkstingraydo!
Sorta. Only Aw Hell Gnaw!
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:36:21 PM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: Red Badger; AceMineral; Aevery_Freeman; a fool in paradise; Alex Murphy; Altariel; NeoCaveman; ...
Sharknado ping.
Whoops, forgot to ping all y’all...
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posted on
02/09/2024 6:38:31 PM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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