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Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg
The Babylon Bee ^ | January 26, 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/27/2024 1:48:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stern warning to Texas and other states standing in support of razor wire barriers at the Southern border, President Biden said that Texas has until the end of the day to remove it or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg.

"This has gotten out of hand, folks," said Biden before a crowd of reporters. "The governor of Texas has defied the gribblegarg of tortlshwaligglbuther. I'm giving Greg Abbot until sundown today to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke!

Confused reporters directed further questions to Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who is black as well as gay. "What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear," she said. "The important thing to remember here is that the border is one-hundred percent secure and Biden is the most competent President of all time. No further questions, thanks."

"I have no idea what frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg is, but it sounds like some high-falutin big city nonsense to me," responded Abbot. "The razor wire will stay. Bring on the frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg! Yee haw!"

At publishing time, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to uphold Biden's decision to impose frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg on the state of Texas.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Local News; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; borderdispute; satire; texas
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To: Peter ODonnell

I think “they” have in mind a replacement for biden who is even worse, much, much worse.

It’s in The Book.


21 posted on 01/28/2024 4:20:58 AM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: Noumenon
I for one am tired of seeing my trunalimunumaprzure just sitting around.

Yeah, where’s that effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure when we need it?

22 posted on 01/28/2024 6:35:09 AM PST by Allegra (Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
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Poland lays razor wire fencing on border with Russia's Kaliningrad | PBS NewsHour
Nov 2, 2022
23 posted on 02/01/2024 10:09:10 AM PST by deport
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Bouys in the middle of the Rio Grande & Razor wire along the land border.
24 posted on 02/01/2024 10:21:47 AM PST by deport
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