Frangible bullets.
Always blame the dog….
My reply would be: “Hey, that’s what you get for putting me in coach.”
The passenger was only trying to make the plane go faster.
‘They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …’
>> Wasn’t me. Must’ve been someone else.
Could’ve been me. Have taken that flight many times and I’m pretty sure I farted at least once. And enjoyed it.
We sat behind a kid who farted flagrantly and fragrantly at will during a two hour flight ten years ago. Constantly giggled too. His mother did tell him to quietly stop, because she was getting some of the “fallout”. Did no good.
According to Rush a lot of women card in their cars before work
Removed from the flight for farting or talking about farting? Just like when finding treasure, keep your mouth shut, even if the other end can’t. What can anyone do then?
The “disgruntled” passenger should have been warned that he were to continue passing gas, he would be playing a dangerous game by crapping his pants. Then he would have to be wrapped with a garbage bag and forced to sit in his own mess.
I would have been permanently banned from American Airlines. 😇💨💨
“’...I was seated near the row where this situation occurred.’”
The situation?...LOL..Whoa, almost let one go myself!
Sounds like the work of D.B. Pooper.
“Disgruntled passenger is removed for FARTING excessively on American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin...”
Those rascally democrats!
Butter beans and granola. Human hovercraft in a seat.
The headline is misleading. The passenger apparently farted once. He may have farted more, but there was no explicit indication of that, except maybe for “farting passenger.”
It’s Austin. He was probably flirting. Homophobia!
Flying Uniwoke Express is enough to make a grown man cry.
Did the breathing masks get deployed?