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Wasn't me. Must've been someone else.
1 posted on 01/23/2024 10:45:47 PM PST by Libloather
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Frangible bullets.


2 posted on 01/23/2024 10:46:41 PM PST by Paladin2
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Always blame the dog….


3 posted on 01/23/2024 10:49:40 PM PST by antceecee
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My reply would be: “Hey, that’s what you get for putting me in coach.”


4 posted on 01/23/2024 10:53:57 PM PST by eastexsteve
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The passenger was only trying to make the plane go faster.


5 posted on 01/23/2024 10:54:14 PM PST by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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‘They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …’


6 posted on 01/23/2024 10:55:25 PM PST by 11th_VA (Celebrate Climate Change !!!)
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"Sir! I resent your farting before my wife"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was her turn" :P
(From an old Steve Martin routine)
8 posted on 01/23/2024 10:58:59 PM PST by Impala64ssa (EVERY TIME A HEMI STARTS, AN EV DIES!)
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>> Wasn’t me. Must’ve been someone else.

Could’ve been me. Have taken that flight many times and I’m pretty sure I farted at least once. And enjoyed it.


10 posted on 01/23/2024 11:12:27 PM PST by Nervous Tick ("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
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We sat behind a kid who farted flagrantly and fragrantly at will during a two hour flight ten years ago. Constantly giggled too. His mother did tell him to quietly stop, because she was getting some of the “fallout”. Did no good.


15 posted on 01/23/2024 11:24:43 PM PST by Southern Magnolia
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According to Rush a lot of women card in their cars before work


16 posted on 01/23/2024 11:24:51 PM PST by 2nd Amendment
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Removed from the flight for farting or talking about farting? Just like when finding treasure, keep your mouth shut, even if the other end can’t. What can anyone do then?


21 posted on 01/23/2024 11:49:12 PM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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The “disgruntled” passenger should have been warned that he were to continue passing gas, he would be playing a dangerous game by crapping his pants. Then he would have to be wrapped with a garbage bag and forced to sit in his own mess.


22 posted on 01/24/2024 12:12:28 AM PST by jonrick46 (Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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I would have been permanently banned from American Airlines. 😇💨💨


27 posted on 01/24/2024 1:13:42 AM PST by MachIV
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“’...I was seated near the row where this situation occurred.’”

The situation?...LOL..Whoa, almost let one go myself!


28 posted on 01/24/2024 1:32:35 AM PST by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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Sounds like the work of D.B. Pooper.


33 posted on 01/24/2024 3:29:35 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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“Disgruntled passenger is removed for FARTING excessively on American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin...”

Those rascally democrats!


35 posted on 01/24/2024 3:48:21 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Butter beans and granola. Human hovercraft in a seat.


39 posted on 01/24/2024 3:56:51 AM PST by BozoTexino (RIP GOP)
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The headline is misleading. The passenger apparently farted once. He may have farted more, but there was no explicit indication of that, except maybe for “farting passenger.”


41 posted on 01/24/2024 4:08:49 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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It’s Austin. He was probably flirting. Homophobia!


42 posted on 01/24/2024 4:24:01 AM PST by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane

Flying Uniwoke Express is enough to make a grown man cry.

45 posted on 01/24/2024 5:36:45 AM PST by AndyJackson
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Did the breathing masks get deployed?


46 posted on 01/24/2024 5:38:27 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't match your biography, what good is it?)
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