Posted on 01/16/2024 2:53:55 PM PST by fwdude
ATLANTA, GA — In what some industry insiders have described as a clear case of "one-upmanship," Delta Airlines has raised the diversity, equity, and inclusion bar even higher after introducing its new "short plane" specifically designed for special needs pilots.
With increased scrutiny of late on airlines implementing DEI policies among crucial flight crew positions, the Atlanta-based airline giant took the unprecedented step of creating an entirely new model of aircraft to accommodate pilots who are either physically or mentally incapable of operating a standard aircraft.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The Bee is the 21st Century equivalent of MAD magazine!
I LOVIT!
To be guided in with special needs air traffic controllers...
Now all that is needed to make things complete is a short control tower for the FAA DEI recruits. That will go with Delta’s plane nicely.
Don’t forget short, but wide runways!
It’s actually the opposite.
EC
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