Posted on 01/16/2024 8:54:41 AM PST by Twotone
With the Iowa Republican Caucus in full swing, it's time for us to confront our deepest, darkest fear: Donald Trump may actually get re-elected in November. As painful as it may be to face that fact, this reality means there are things liberals may need to think about buying up and hoarding.
The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following helpful list of things you should stockpile in case Trump takes the White House and kills democracy AGAIN:
1. "Gun-Free Zone" signs: To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.
2. Bricks: For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy.
3. Books that say "gay": You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.
4. Freeze-dried mail-in ballots: You'll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.
5. Every episode of Brian Stelter's Reliable Sources on DVD: There's no way those will be available for purchase in Trump's fascist America.
6. Masks & COVID tests: To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.
7. Emergency puberty blockers: In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.
8. Kleenex: To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.
9. Pictures of Trump: To stare at hatefully every day.
Go! Get out there, hit every store you can find, and get all of this stuff while you still can!
12). Toxically enchemicaled green hair dye and nose rings, for when Trump imposes tariffs on the chicom imports of the stuff.
It would be interesting to find the woman in the green jacket and see what she thinks now. Her screaming face, who knows, that was a long time ago maybe she us MAGA now. That would be a hoot
Time to stock up on the “In This House We Believe Keeping Donald Trump Off The Ballot Will Save ‘Our Democracy’™” signs.
The Communist Manifesto and Rules for Radicals.
Start a cat baseball team?
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