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Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards
Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 10, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/11/2024 7:27:42 AM PST by george76

Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.

"I know everyone is nervous about the doors of their planes blowing off the aircraft mid-flight or the entire fuselage buckling due to faulty parts, but let me assure you: Boeing is diverse," said Calhoun in a CNBC interview. "In fact, our design and manufacturing crews are the most diverse in our company's history. Nothing to worry about."

Boeing is facing NTSB investigations after several mechanical failures that caused Alaska Airlines to ground all 737-9 Max aircraft. Calhoun said such concerns are unwarranted. "We have women, people of color, and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737," he said. "There's nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!"

At publishing time, 3 more airlines had grounded the aircraft, likely because they hate diversity.

As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.


TOPICS: Humor; Travel
KEYWORDS: boeing; diversity
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1 posted on 01/11/2024 7:27:43 AM PST by george76
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Highest Diversity Standards doesn’t sound very good


2 posted on 01/11/2024 7:30:22 AM PST by butlerweave
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3 posted on 01/11/2024 7:31:17 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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LULZ...


4 posted on 01/11/2024 7:33:14 AM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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5 posted on 01/11/2024 7:33:21 AM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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I love the Bee!


6 posted on 01/11/2024 7:33:45 AM PST by CodeToad (Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
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Ouch. This is actually very important. On the time ding disaster, I’d recommend to all that you check out Matt Walsh’s show yesterday. He discusses how DEai is seriously imperiling airline safety


7 posted on 01/11/2024 7:33:48 AM PST by j.havenfarm (23 years on Free Republic, 12/22/23! More than 8,000 replies and still not shutting up!)
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“There’s nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!”

**************

Or maintained and flown by diversity. /sarc


8 posted on 01/11/2024 7:34:00 AM PST by Starboard
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Hey now, Denzel Washington could land a plane while hammered, can a white pilot do that?


9 posted on 01/11/2024 7:34:58 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards

Excellent!

Love the Bee, kudos on your pick!

10 posted on 01/11/2024 7:38:16 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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Just make sure that you walk around the aircraft 3 times chanting “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion”, “From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free”, and “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” before you take off, to appease the diversity gods who keep the planes aloft.


11 posted on 01/11/2024 7:38:55 AM PST by Boogieman
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Boeing is above and beyond Harvard-type diversity.

They have women, trans, youngsters, oldsters, people of
color, people without color, the limbless, the sightless,
and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737.

So fly Boeing, there’s nothing safer than a plane built by diversity.

Ask Claudine Gay.


12 posted on 01/11/2024 7:40:07 AM PST by Liz
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That’s a relief...

Theyre all safe then....


13 posted on 01/11/2024 7:40:26 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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If it’s Boeing, I ain’t going.


14 posted on 01/11/2024 7:42:07 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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LOL.....good one.


15 posted on 01/11/2024 7:43:53 AM PST by Liz
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...

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16 posted on 01/11/2024 7:45:13 AM PST by bitt (<img src=' 'width=30%>)
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Howard McKenzie, Boeing Chief Engineer

It's clear that with his BSME from UC Berzerkely, Howard was promoted to the top of the engineering heap on his stellar performance at Boeing.

Undoubtedly.

17 posted on 01/11/2024 7:45:59 AM PST by Regulator (It's fraud, Jim)
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Lol “diversity standards”. Yeah that’ll ease their minds lol.


18 posted on 01/11/2024 7:49:58 AM PST by Bob434
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Diversity? In commercial aircraft manufacturing?

Aye, therein lies the rub.

19 posted on 01/11/2024 7:56:36 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (The Truth is like a lion. You don't need to defend it. Let it loose and it will defend itself.)
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“There’s nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!”

**************

Or maintained and flown by diversity.

And don't forget the great diversity hires in the ATC towers!

20 posted on 01/11/2024 8:04:14 AM PST by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a strong bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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