Posted on 01/11/2024 7:27:42 AM PST by george76
Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.
"I know everyone is nervous about the doors of their planes blowing off the aircraft mid-flight or the entire fuselage buckling due to faulty parts, but let me assure you: Boeing is diverse," said Calhoun in a CNBC interview. "In fact, our design and manufacturing crews are the most diverse in our company's history. Nothing to worry about."
Boeing is facing NTSB investigations after several mechanical failures that caused Alaska Airlines to ground all 737-9 Max aircraft. Calhoun said such concerns are unwarranted. "We have women, people of color, and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737," he said. "There's nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!"
At publishing time, 3 more airlines had grounded the aircraft, likely because they hate diversity.
As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.
Highest Diversity Standards doesn’t sound very good
LULZ...
I love the Bee!
Ouch. This is actually very important. On the time ding disaster, I’d recommend to all that you check out Matt Walsh’s show yesterday. He discusses how DEai is seriously imperiling airline safety
“There’s nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!”
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Or maintained and flown by diversity. /sarc
Hey now, Denzel Washington could land a plane while hammered, can a white pilot do that?
Excellent!
Love the Bee, kudos on your pick!
Just make sure that you walk around the aircraft 3 times chanting “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion”, “From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free”, and “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” before you take off, to appease the diversity gods who keep the planes aloft.
Boeing is above and beyond Harvard-type diversity.
They have women, trans, youngsters, oldsters, people of
color, people without color, the limbless, the sightless,
and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737.
So fly Boeing, there’s nothing safer than a plane built by diversity.
Ask Claudine Gay.
That’s a relief...
Theyre all safe then....
If it’s Boeing, I ain’t going.
LOL.....good one.
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It's clear that with his BSME from UC Berzerkely, Howard was promoted to the top of the engineering heap on his stellar performance at Boeing.
Undoubtedly.
Lol “diversity standards”. Yeah that’ll ease their minds lol.
Aye, therein lies the rub.
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Or maintained and flown by diversity.
And don't forget the great diversity hires in the ATC towers!
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