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New Star Wars Film To Feature Female Jedi Who Turns To The Dark Side At The Same Time Every Month
Babylon Bee ^ | 1-4-24 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/04/2024 2:36:34 PM PST by dynachrome

Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.

"We think female audiences will relate to a character who becomes moody and homicidal once a month," the film's director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy told reporters in a press conference this week. "I mean, our target demographic is definitely women, right? So featuring an empowered, self-assured female Jedi who just sort of goes on a Dark Side-y type rampage once a month for…reasons…will click with the millions of women who flock to see our films."

"The force is female, and we know that a diverse, female-led Star Wars franchise is the key to the hearts of modern audiences," she said.

Obaid-Chinoy said they did extensive research on why a lady Jedi might turn evil once a month and discovered that mostly it relates to the fact that fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, and suffering leads to women needing a little alone time, a good bar of chocolate, and a hot bath.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; jedi; satire; starwars
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To: dynachrome

😂😂😆🤣


41 posted on 01/04/2024 8:57:13 PM PST by Allegra (Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
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To: dynachrome

LOL!!!


42 posted on 01/04/2024 9:43:40 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: dynachrome

LOL!


43 posted on 01/04/2024 9:45:20 PM PST by nutmeg (FJB)
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To: InsidiousMongo

If you cut a sith in half would you have two thirths?


44 posted on 01/04/2024 9:48:10 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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To: dynachrome

I liked Rebel Moon on Netflix. It is a Star Wars type of Space Opera.

“Rebel Moon” is a sci-fi movie directed by Zack Snyder. It is a space fantasy about a mysterious outsider who helps a farming village on a distant moon survive the Motherworld’s invasion. The movie is split into two parts, with the first part titled “Rebel Moon — Part One: A Child of Fire” and the second part titled “Rebel Moon — Part Two: The Scargiver” 12. The first part of the movie was released on Netflix on January 1, 2024 1. T


45 posted on 01/04/2024 9:48:19 PM PST by dennisw (Be positive. Every day is a new day.)
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