New Star Wars director says 'it's about time' a woman shapes the franchise

Fox News ^ | 1/2/24 | Alexander Hall

[DallasBiff]

I know there is an e-mail wall, but the above says it all.

It will be probably women good, and men bad.

It will probably be a box office bomb.

I know Barbie was a success, but what is she going to do, have the female Jedi "knighteses" dress in Barbie clothes?

[convoter2016]

I believe the Rey movie will do to Star Wars what the Marvels did to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. A lot of youtubers will have fun analyzing the box office results.

[xp38]

I guess Kathleen Kennedy wasn’t a woman.

[hinckley buzzard]

Barbie was a success apparently because every teenage girl in the world insisted on seeing it. I don’t believe that anyone much will insist on seeing this Space Opera in Drag.

[Vendome]

The franchise will be about women making men sandwiches?

haven’t women had enough of the “We are badass like men” thing?

[Army Air Corps]

Indeed. It is as though some of these folks have no memory of anything before they entered a job.

[TomGuy]

That should kill it off.

[Yo-Yo]

Disney had a strong woman in the Star Wars franchise, but they axed her for political wrongthink.

[Mouton]

Maybe they can hire the media promotion company of the two who ran Bud Lite into the ground.

[SkyDancer]

Star Wars is done, over, sequel after sequel ad nauseam. SW should have ended after the first one when Darth’s fighter went spinning off into space. Done and done.

[Red Badger]

I thought they already did....................

[RoosterRedux]

I hear Claudine Gay is available. She checks all the Woke boxes and is as qualified for making movies as she was at running Harvard.

[grobdriver]

We will learn that Darth Vader was trans... ergo all the hate

[fretzer]

When it comes to Star Wars, I’ll just stick to the Machete Order. The rest can go in the dumpster.

[who knows what evil?]

Charlie Kirk just played a quote from this woman that should scare the hell out of every man (and many women) out there.

[Tell It Right]

This Pakistani director will make sure future jedi increase their midichlorian count by drinking camel urine.

[Bikkuri]

"I hear Claudine Gay is available." ~

You mean Urkel?!

[Dilbert San Diego]

Star Wars would have ended after the first one, if it hadn’t become such a huge hit movie. Because it was such a huge blockbuster hit, that created the desire or demand for sequels.

[Army Air Corps]

What is the quote?

[HombreSecreto]

Darth Vader will be renamed Darth Gayder.