Posted on 01/03/2024 7:37:26 AM PST by McGruff
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Special agents involved in last year's 'January 6th Insurrection Against Democracy™' are set to reunite as guests of honor at an extravagant gala hosted by the FBI. The event will reportedly feature live music and entertainment, with comedian James Corden acting as master of ceremonies.
Numerous celebrities and public figures are expected to be in attendance, including former FBI Director James Comey. "I'm really excited to be relevant again," he said, excitedly rubbing his hands together.
According to sources, several private citizens have questioned why taxpayer money is being used to throw a lavish party for government officials. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki addressed these concerns during her daily press briefing.
"Well, first I would say, that President Biden is committed to the Build Back Better™ bill," Psaki reasoned. "Therefore, he cares for the American people and, as such, cares deeply about how their money is utilized. So, obviously, it's fine.
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What are you wearing ‘Jake’ from the fbi?
Uh, touristy clothes.
🙄. Not your father’s Elliot Ness!
Just what has Joe Biden Built Back Better?
I wish someone some compile a side-by-side comparison of the J6 protest to the BLM riots.
Using the lefts own methods of judging damage and deaths they only apply to J6!
Imagine how many police that worked to combat BLM rioters naturally died in the days and weeks following the riots? I mean that is the standard by which the left claims J6 protestors murdered policemen!
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BB is more like real news
Perfect pic for the thread, +1.
👏
Scary right?
Kinda reminds me of Rush. He would say things in jest and they would actually happen.
This is just another “In Your Face” to the taxpayers.
A pox on them and their families
It’s the Bee...
Well done by the Bee.
The FBI needs to move its HQ to Berlin or Pyongyang.
It does not belong in this country.
They got me!
They get me sometimes too... wear it as a badge of honor - we care that deeply and it’s so possible...
Yeah they did.
Great pic!!
Thanks for posting 😄
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