Posted on 12/27/2023 1:19:11 PM PST by Navy Patriot
U.S. — Sources across the country indicated that with the joyous start of the Kwanzaa season, white liberals all over the nation began wishing each other a happy Kwanzaa.
White progressives young and old gathered for a time of honoring the celebration of African-American culture, though sources confirmed they were having a tough time finding any actual African-Americans celebrating the holiday, "which is probably Trump's fault," as one white college student put it.
"Happy Kwanzaa!" said Michael Smith, 27, to his group of friends as they gathered at the Santa Monica Third Street Promenade for their traditional Kwanzaa gathering. "I hope you all are having a, uh - furaha - Kwanzaa festival this winter season." His friends stared at him. "Furaha means 'joyful' in Swahili. I Googled it."
His friends returned the festive Kwanzaa greeting and they went off in search of some black people to wish happy Kwanzaa to, but most were confused or responded with "Merry Christmas?"
Similar scenes played out all over America, as white liberals enjoyed their holiday of pretending to be very accepting and diverse.
At publishing time, white liberals had sent missionaries to Africa to spread the good news of Kwanzaa.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
My posting comment is:
It's good that America has such caring White Liberals.
They searched thousands of years of African Continental History to find and understand Kwanzaa Tradition.
Gee, I wonder which holiday will see no disruptions this year?
AND MAY YOU HAVE A “KWAZY kWANZAA” TOO.
Stop by your local ‘Kwanzaa Hut’ to stock on your party favors.
Self loathing.
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
If some of the old timers are still here that remembers Bush’s Press Secretary Tony Snow ... He tore apart this Kwanza mess in a post on here.
Tony had been on FreeRepublic since 1998.
He passed away much too soon!😢
Oddly I can’t find any of Snows posts on here using search and he posted a lot!🤔😟
They almost got me on this one…..
Reminds me of white liberal churches on MLK Day.
Yep, that's why I commented that this Bee "article" was legitimate Satire, everyone on FR should know about the Kwanzaa Hoax, and it is hilarious.
I be axin’ fo’ ‘firmatim actin’!
Agreed, a beautiful flourish.
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