C-Span Acquired By Pornhub

Babylon Bee ^ | 12/22/2023 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

This is a terrific way to engage audiences with what our politicians are up to while fulfilling our porn quota. What a business move!

[Responsibility2nd]

Just start filming in the Senate hearing room.

[gibsonguy]

The Bee does it again.

[V_TWIN]

ALMOST got me 😏

[Fido969]

What the f...

Oh.

[cgbg]

If we could get the politicians to have a weekly duel ratings would explode!

(The Democrats don’t need to fire the weapon—they could call it nasty names instead...lol.)

[Prolixus]

Hilarious!

[mythenjoseph]

That is funny! The BEE !

[srmanuel]

They are sort of similar businesses, both show people screw other people, the politicians screwing the public and pornhub
where everyone is screwing each other.

[Bernard]

When I saw the headline in my Bee email, I read “CNN” instead of “C-SPAN”. It’s funny either way.

[BipolarBob]

I think I did too.

[GOPJ]

In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the Federal government was staffed by a bunch of totally depraved and sexually perverted weirdos.

Closer to reality than is comfortable....

[sauropod]

I *knew* this is where they were going w/ this.

[glorgau]

Rebranded as OnlySpan?

[whitney69]

They may get their point across.

wy69

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

“If the federal government was smart like me, they could wipe out the national debt if they monetized this content themselves.”

true

[Rummyfan]

LOL! It would be appropriate.

[NWFree]

May as well market libtard government perversions and rip off other perverts

[Deplorable American1776]

The Babylon Bee did it again... 🤓

Pornhub had made yet another move, announcing the acquisition of the entire Federal Government.

We are getting the Royal F*****g, so Pornhub should make money!! 🤓

[lurk]

Reality and satire overlap these days.