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Republican Party Checks Into Rehab For Addiction To Losing
The Bee ^ | November 8, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 11/08/2023 11:21:53 AM PST by Navy Patriot

The Republican Party checked itself into a rehab facility this morning, having hit rock-bottom in the throes of its addiction to losing.

"Once we got that first taste of losing, we just couldn't stop," said Ronna McDaniel, Chairwoman of the Republican Party. "Next thing you know, you have to lose even bigger just to match the thrill of that first crushing defeat. It's a vicious cycle."

Over the last several years, friends have watched the Republican Party steadily descend into addiction, with one loss inevitably leading to dozens more. "The Republican Party kept saying it didn't have a problem, that it could quit losing any time it wanted to," said long-time acquaintance Dan Gould. "They even got clean for a few months here and there, like back in 2022 with that Virginia governor. But -- they could never stay away for long."

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Looser, it's a heck of a drug!
1 posted on 11/08/2023 11:21:53 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

For the few that get jobs, (minority Republicans), it’s a gravy train. They do nothing, act outraged at everything, and smile all the way to the bank.


2 posted on 11/08/2023 11:24:11 AM PST by brownsfan (It's going to take real, serious, hard times to wake the American public.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I thought the Bee did satire?


3 posted on 11/08/2023 11:25:34 AM PST by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: Navy Patriot

And who’s been the defacto head of the party during all of this losing?


4 posted on 11/08/2023 11:26:35 AM PST by bigdaddy45
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To: dynachrome

That was the Old Days.


5 posted on 11/08/2023 11:31:07 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Still in the denial and blame Trump stage


6 posted on 11/08/2023 11:40:45 AM PST by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: Navy Patriot

The good news is Rove made 5 million this election.


7 posted on 11/08/2023 11:47:30 AM PST by bray (You can tell who the Commies fear.)
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People expect the Republicans to do nothing, and they never let them down.

No opposition to Biden in 3 years. I worry now they’ll just try to appear as opposing him by adding more appropriate spending but not lessening a dollar to Joe’s pursuits.


8 posted on 11/08/2023 11:48:15 AM PST by AnthonySoprano (Impeachment Inquiry is necessary since Deep State is blocking )
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To: AnthonySoprano

>>No opposition to Biden in 3 years.

That is because Trump is still spending all his time bashing DeSantis and planning his Meghan Markle debate (when he is not working on his NFT crypto scam).


9 posted on 11/08/2023 12:09:47 PM PST by qwerty1234
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To: Navy Patriot

The GOP operates on the premise that most voters practice civic virtue, and are driven by good morals and fiscal responsibility.

Therein lies the problem...

At this point maybe the GOP ought to try advertising that shames people as to how there is no meal ticket for freeloaders, and that their insufferable offspring will share the same lot in life.

What’s to lose?

This balancing act is getting GOP nowhere.


10 posted on 11/08/2023 12:30:10 PM PST by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: bigdaddy45

Hmmm.... wild guess. I think it was Nancy Pelosi


11 posted on 11/08/2023 12:37:31 PM PST by SMARTY ("A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies." Tennyson)
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