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CALL OF BOOTY I was pulled over in my ‘Booty Patrol’ truck I set up as a joke – I ended up charged with a little-known crime
The US Sun ^ | 2 Nov 2023 | Kristen Brown

Posted on 11/05/2023 4:30:58 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT

A man's convincing decal job was a dis-ass-ter A FLORIDA man's decal job on his truck had officers puckered as a clever joke was considered 'impersonating law enforcement.'

He also added a very convincing federal agency logo on his white Chevrolet Silverado, as well as a diagonal green stripe.

Aside from the 'BOOTY PATROL' decals, he fitted his Silverado with additional stickers that read 'National Booty Behavior Protection.'

The kicker for local law enforcement was his addition of flashing red and blue lights to the rims of his truck.

In an interview with NBC 2, the 18-year-old said that he added the decals to resemble trucks used by the Border Patrol - but did not mean to impersonate a federal agent.

(Excerpt) Read more at the-sun.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: bootypatrol; donutwatch; fbi; trolling
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To: Vendome

One of our workers went to jail for having a red strobe in his trunk

They released him, but it was hours later


21 posted on 11/05/2023 5:11:12 PM PST by digger48
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The lights are the main issue.


22 posted on 11/05/2023 5:15:06 PM PST by vaskypilot
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To: Pollard

No thanks for those images.


23 posted on 11/05/2023 5:19:41 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: Chuckster

Yeah, the reason for flashing light laws is obvious


24 posted on 11/05/2023 5:22:59 PM PST by bigbob
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Remember the truck in Kill Bill, Pussy Wagon?


25 posted on 11/05/2023 5:24:14 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Vendome

Maybe the booty he got used to be their own.


26 posted on 11/05/2023 5:28:38 PM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“blue lights”

blue lights are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for public safety vehicles in most states and it’s a crime to otherwise display them ..


27 posted on 11/05/2023 5:35:02 PM PST by catnipman (A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Vocabulary builder: One man’s callipygia may the product of either or both of two two medical maladies: steatopygia and/or lordosis


28 posted on 11/05/2023 5:35:25 PM PST by earglasses (I was blind, and now I hear...)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He’d need a 3/4 ton for today’s big azz booty.


29 posted on 11/05/2023 5:36:47 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: HonorInPa

Apparently the reds and blues flashing were on the wheels, not on a bar above the cab. Haven’t seen many feds with red and blue flashing wheels.


30 posted on 11/05/2023 5:41:01 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I’m sorry but no, you can’t drive around with flashing blue lights on your vehicle. I’ve known it for decades. If you don’t know it then you deserve to learn it just as he is now.


31 posted on 11/05/2023 5:51:07 PM PST by servo1969
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To: catnipman
>>blue lights are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for…

I frequently see construction vehicles driving roads with blue lights flashing and not being anywhere near a construction work zone.

*I once called 911 on a Zackery Construction vehicle ‘cause a White guy was driving it…had to be stolen.

32 posted on 11/05/2023 5:59:17 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

And yet, they'll let Pete Bootyjudge ride around all over town town in his "Fruity Patrol" vehicle.


      

33 posted on 11/05/2023 6:01:27 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I was pulled over once in my red 2003 Pontiac Vibe for having Christmas lights on it. No blinking or flashing, and I had a number of people, including officers, compliment me on them.

That one was just a jerk. Depends on who pulls you over.


34 posted on 11/05/2023 7:38:35 PM PST by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

In my neighborhood, someone bought an old Crown Victoria (possibly a police interceptor) and did it all up like a cop car. On the side, the decal read (in large letters) NOT THE PO-PO. No blue lights. I think that makes the difference.

On the other hand, I haven’t seen that car lately.


35 posted on 11/05/2023 8:56:34 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The cops should be embarrassed, but no, they will harass citizens at the behest of their deranged masters any time they are told to. I’ll bet these cops also enthusiastically enforced mask requirements.


36 posted on 11/06/2023 7:13:52 AM PST by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Now, that you mention it, I have seen several Bluesmobiles out and about in the wilds of DuPage County, minus the optional HD PA system.

Bluesmobiles visiting Mount Prospect this weekend
https://archive.ph/dPi7S


37 posted on 11/06/2023 7:16:13 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Did he have a KC & The Sunshine Band Greatest Hits tape in the cassette player?


38 posted on 11/06/2023 7:17:22 AM PST by SamAdams76 (6,390,901 Truth | 86,874,940 Twitter)
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To: SamAdams76

He couldn’t find KC, and had to settle for Frank Zappa’s Sheik Yerbuti.


39 posted on 11/06/2023 7:24:18 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He should have went with Beaver Patrol


40 posted on 11/06/2023 7:38:51 AM PST by Vaduz (....)
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