And yet, they'll let Pete Bootyjudge ride around all over town town in his "Fruity Patrol" vehicle.
Posted on 11/05/2023 4:30:58 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
A man's convincing decal job was a dis-ass-ter A FLORIDA man's decal job on his truck had officers puckered as a clever joke was considered 'impersonating law enforcement.'
He also added a very convincing federal agency logo on his white Chevrolet Silverado, as well as a diagonal green stripe.
Aside from the 'BOOTY PATROL' decals, he fitted his Silverado with additional stickers that read 'National Booty Behavior Protection.'
The kicker for local law enforcement was his addition of flashing red and blue lights to the rims of his truck.
In an interview with NBC 2, the 18-year-old said that he added the decals to resemble trucks used by the Border Patrol - but did not mean to impersonate a federal agent.
(Excerpt) Read more at the-sun.com ...
One of our workers went to jail for having a red strobe in his trunk
They released him, but it was hours later
The lights are the main issue.
No thanks for those images.
Yeah, the reason for flashing light laws is obvious
Remember the truck in Kill Bill, Pussy Wagon?
Maybe the booty he got used to be their own.
“blue lights”
blue lights are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for public safety vehicles in most states and it’s a crime to otherwise display them ..
Vocabulary builder: One man’s callipygia may the product of either or both of two two medical maladies: steatopygia and/or lordosis
He’d need a 3/4 ton for today’s big azz booty.
Apparently the reds and blues flashing were on the wheels, not on a bar above the cab. Haven’t seen many feds with red and blue flashing wheels.
I’m sorry but no, you can’t drive around with flashing blue lights on your vehicle. I’ve known it for decades. If you don’t know it then you deserve to learn it just as he is now.
I frequently see construction vehicles driving roads with blue lights flashing and not being anywhere near a construction work zone.
*I once called 911 on a Zackery Construction vehicle ‘cause a White guy was driving it…had to be stolen.
I was pulled over once in my red 2003 Pontiac Vibe for having Christmas lights on it. No blinking or flashing, and I had a number of people, including officers, compliment me on them.
That one was just a jerk. Depends on who pulls you over.
In my neighborhood, someone bought an old Crown Victoria (possibly a police interceptor) and did it all up like a cop car. On the side, the decal read (in large letters) NOT THE PO-PO. No blue lights. I think that makes the difference.
On the other hand, I haven’t seen that car lately.
The cops should be embarrassed, but no, they will harass citizens at the behest of their deranged masters any time they are told to. I’ll bet these cops also enthusiastically enforced mask requirements.
Now, that you mention it, I have seen several Bluesmobiles out and about in the wilds of DuPage County, minus the optional HD PA system.
Bluesmobiles visiting Mount Prospect this weekend
https://archive.ph/dPi7S
Did he have a KC & The Sunshine Band Greatest Hits tape in the cassette player?
He couldn’t find KC, and had to settle for Frank Zappa’s Sheik Yerbuti.
He should have went with Beaver Patrol
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