Posted on 11/05/2023 4:21:56 PM PST by Navy Patriot
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Harvard President Claudine Gay has unveiled a brand-new U-boat that will be used by the university's heavyweight rowing team to decimate their competitors.
"Our rowing team is one of the best collegiate teams in the world," said Gay, "but no one will be able to stop us with our new U-boat! Not even the Jews! Wenn die Diplomatie endet, beginnt der Krieg! HA HA HA HA HA!"
Sources were unable to report the remainder of her statement, which was delivered in angry-sounding German.
Harvard's board, comprised of Palestinians, Leftists, and other antisemites, has expressed confidence that Harvard's U-boat fleet will dominate the world of heavyweight rowing, and also be able to wipe out Israel's naval presence in the Mediterranean Sea, affording the people of Palestine the time they need to destroy the Israeli occupiers once and for all.
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Der Fuhrer would be proud!
Springtime For Harvard!
“Be a smarty come and join the Nazi Party!’’
That should become a classic.
They're just Kabuki higher education
Al Capp had them pegged back in 1966 as Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything(S.W.I.N.E.) I see there has been no change in the last 57 years.
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Thank You for bringing back the fond memories of Legacy America when our nation was full of Americans.
They can name it after Harvard Alum Isoroku Yamamoto.
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