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9 Ways To Scare Off Californians Looking To Move Into Your Neighborhood
The Bee ^ | November 2, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 11/02/2023 7:07:03 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

Wait a minute, is that young couple looking for a home in your neighborhood from California? You better get them out of here pronto before they turn your beautiful state into a socialist cesspool! If you don't, you'll both have to look for a new state to move to in about ten years after they bring their California politics with them.

These are the absolute best ways to scare off a Californian:

3. Show off a cool gun you're packing: They will freak out even though this is only one of the guns you are packing. The others aren't as cool, sadly.

4. Ask them where they are going to church immediately after meeting them for the first time: It's normal to do that where you're from, but this question is basically kryptonite to a Californian.

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TOPICS: Education; History; Humor
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To: cherry

I think I’d enjoy being your neighbor.


41 posted on 11/03/2023 8:00:14 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: dfwgator

Yeah, that’s the stuff!


42 posted on 11/03/2023 8:15:02 AM PDT by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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To: Navy Patriot

One of our neighborhood’s has a gun range!


43 posted on 11/03/2023 1:53:38 PM PDT by luckystarmom
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