Posted on 11/02/2023 3:12:36 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
Boom, a direct hit to the side of the shoplifter’s head. He’s knocked out cold and drops to the floor like a ton of bricks.
Our hero retreats back to stocking the shelves or whatever he was up to before putting his impressive 2-liter throwing skills on display. The security guard then jumps into action by tending to the downed thief.
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He will be charged … “assault “
Urban hijinks.
2-hand overhand throw, I mean this was a fastball bullet to the skull, hopefully inducing a hematoma that will give way to a clot and a massive stroke months from now.
The young man was just taking a break from his college studies for his doctorate. Too much stress led to a bad decision not worthy of being punished. /s
Impressive 2-liter throwing skills indeed hero award given.
RE: Good guy will be charged....
My strategy would be for defense lawyer to say it was a Diet Coke, not a regular Coke, so reduced charge.
I can’t watch this enough
"I meant to raise awareness, but went about it in the wrong way."
I hope the thrower left before the police showed up.
If I was security, I’d have a case of “can’t remember shit” disease…
I love happy endings!
We must ban high-capacity soda bottles.
It’s for the children, you know.
Don't even waste time jailing them or putting them through our prison system. We can negotiate a deal with Liberia and they can move there.
They can do all the twerking, fighting, gangsta crap music, etc. there. We're done.
They are incapable of being civilized people
Right. Nobody needs a 2-liter bottle of soda.
Well said.
And the would be thief is another son of Obeyme.
Next thing you know they will say he was taking the grocery carts to the homeless down the block.
I will never forget Rush talking about custom-made grocery carts for the homeless. Some liberal wacko actually funded the creation, construction of ‘sturdy’ grocery carts that could ‘stand the weather.’ Yet another example of the Homeless Industrial Complex at work.
I’d there a Doctor (Pepper) inches house?
Hawaiian Punch or Jolt Cola?
Saw it the other day and laughed. Still tickles me.
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