Posted on 10/25/2023 10:25:49 AM PDT by Fai Mao
HOUSTON, TX — In a horrific yet tiny accident, Houston Astros second baseman José Altuve was accidentally stepped on as the Texas Rangers stormed the mound to celebrate making it to the World Series.
"Poor little guy," said Yordan Alvarez, cradling Altuve's miniature frame in his palm. "He's like a 'Flat Stanley', but smaller and flatter."
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Too subtle.
The cruelty. It cuts. So sad, Cheatstros....
Altuve, one of my least favorite players on my least favorite team..., other than the Yankees, Dodgers, and any team that was managed by Bobby Valentine....
I think there should be these two new rules in baseball. Any player named Walker should only be allowed to play on the Texas Rangers. Also if there ever is another player named Howard Johnson, he should be required to wear an orange ballcap.
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