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1 posted on 10/24/2023 10:59:02 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Never take a hammer...oh, never mind.


2 posted on 10/24/2023 11:00:21 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Red Badger

Darwin award candidate.


3 posted on 10/24/2023 11:00:44 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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Rubber hammer?


4 posted on 10/24/2023 11:00:46 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between
My brothers and my sisters, ah-ah
All over this land


5 posted on 10/24/2023 11:02:43 AM PDT by DFG
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No video?


6 posted on 10/24/2023 11:02:55 AM PDT by mgstarr ("I drink, therefore I am" Rene Descartes (1637))
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Thug Tries to Rob Gun Store with a Hammer, Gets Fatally Schooled by Armed Owner

The Darwin Awards is going to have to create a new category of stupidity.

8 posted on 10/24/2023 11:04:29 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Piss Off a Lib - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!)
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Was the victims name Lamar or Lamont?


9 posted on 10/24/2023 11:04:32 AM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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Its just too funny


10 posted on 10/24/2023 11:05:27 AM PDT by PGR88
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The burglar was wearing a mask, gloves, and a hooded sweatshirt pulled over his head.

Burlap is not the proper term for this poor deluded and dead would be thief.

This man attempted armed robbery and failed.

I guess in this age it is hard to get good reporter help.

Maybe even harder to get good editor help if you can get any.

13 posted on 10/24/2023 11:07:19 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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“Drop the hammer on the guy”


18 posted on 10/24/2023 11:13:41 AM PDT by Paladin2
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19 posted on 10/24/2023 11:16:43 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
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I like Gun stores, I like them a lot. I do not ever recall walking into a Gun store, and seeing the man (or woman) behind the counter, who was not carrying a pistol. In fact, one of my local favorites “Impact Arms” not only boasts a host of armed “representatives”, pretty much every doorway to every office has a loaded rifle, full of freedom seeds just waiting to spread the love of independence, to some thief who would be foolish enough to seek to suppress customer or retailer alike.

I think you are far safer trying to rob a bank, or liqueur store, than a gun store.


20 posted on 10/24/2023 11:16:58 AM PDT by Hodar (A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
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A Darwin award candidate.

5.56mm


22 posted on 10/24/2023 11:24:32 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
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Somebody didn’t think that one through...


25 posted on 10/24/2023 11:25:53 AM PDT by GaryCrow
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The problem is obvious.

He only brought ONE hammer!

Had he been carrying a bag of hammers they may have been able to use their superior intelligence to advise him against the robbery.

27 posted on 10/24/2023 11:31:59 AM PDT by 70times7
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Hammer and Fist
v
Hammer and Firing Pin

The gene pool is just a bit less stupid, today.


28 posted on 10/24/2023 11:33:05 AM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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It’s CA after all. The gun store employee will get convicted of *some*thing.


29 posted on 10/24/2023 11:33:22 AM PDT by libh8er
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Robbing a gunshop usually gets you shot

Those guys have multiple weapons on them and know how to use


31 posted on 10/24/2023 11:43:59 AM PDT by digger48
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After the dead guy’s family hires Ben Crump: “The victim had just begun a promising career in hammer sales when the racist store owner cut him down in the prime of life...”


32 posted on 10/24/2023 11:45:02 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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Adding “hammer” to list of things not to take to a gun fight.


33 posted on 10/24/2023 11:51:26 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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