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Watch: Man pretends to be mannequin to steal from shopping centre after it closed
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| 10/20/23
| Holly Patrick
Posted on 10/21/2023 11:34:49 AM PDT by DallasBiff
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Where was the window dresser? All the store security was kick him in the groin, and see he wasn't a mannequin.
To: DallasBiff
Reminds me of Evening Primrose, by the great short story writer John Collier.
To: DallasBiff
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:43:17 AM PDT
by
lowbridge
("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
To: DallasBiff
I read that first as ‘Portland’ and wondered why he was going to all the trouble when he could have just smash’ngrabbed.
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:45:35 AM PDT
by
eclecticEel
("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
To: DallasBiff
This is chump change. Better to pose as a puppet in order to steal billions from the American taxpayer.
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:46:50 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: DallasBiff
Security: Pretty real looking mannequin.
Mannequin: Thank you
Security: You’re welcome. Carry on.
To: DallasBiff
Reminds me of the trick of getting into an event by walking slowly backwards through the exiting crowd.
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:52:22 AM PDT
by
firebrand
To: lowbridge
LOL
I thought of that classic episode, too. A way to nip crime in the bud.
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:52:22 AM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(“My job is to inform, not to convince.” St. Bernadette Soubirous )
To: firebrand
I trust that’s not from personal experience.😇
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:53:34 AM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(“My job is to inform, not to convince.” St. Bernadette Soubirous )
To: Zack Attack
”Boy, the resemblace is uncanny.”
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:54:08 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: DallasBiff
Maybe he’s a Ken dol and doesn’t have anything there
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posted on
10/21/2023 11:54:55 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: frank ballenger
I did once get into the ballet by folding up a bill so it looked something like a ticket.
The front row was always empty. The sound of shoes hitting the floor detracts from the aesthetics.
Got to see Fonteyn and Nureyev.
To: DallasBiff
Points for thinking outside the box.
If the could come up with a good plan to robe a bank, and get away with it I would have done it decades ago.👍😉
What? The FDIC would cover your meager losses.🎃
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posted on
10/21/2023 12:16:34 PM PDT
by
MotorCityBuck
(Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
To: Sirius Lee
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posted on
10/21/2023 12:20:24 PM PDT
by
No name given
(Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: DallasBiff
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posted on
10/21/2023 12:21:20 PM PDT
by
NH Red
To: gundog; dfwgator
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posted on
10/21/2023 12:22:11 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Larry Lucido; dfwgator; null and void
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posted on
10/21/2023 12:23:30 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: SaveFerris
Can’t believe they went from “White Rabbit” to that dreck.
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posted on
10/21/2023 12:26:54 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: SaveFerris
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posted on
10/21/2023 12:31:25 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: MotorCityBuck
I remember my 14 year old son telling me that bank robbers have an 80% success rate. I got a little bit scared...but he turned out all right.
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