Posted on 10/19/2023 8:04:52 AM PDT by Red Badger
Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away Now here is what you say, so sing it while you may Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need, 'cause I just sang the tune Oh, I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat, she's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy, I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me No, no, no, no, no (Can she dance a quadrille?) No, no, no, no, no (Does she fit in your coupe?) By herself, she's a group (Could she possibly sit upon your knee?) No, no, no We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me And she's too fat for me But she's just right for me We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me Yeah, she's too fat, much too fat But she's just right for me She's so charming And she's so winning But it's alarming When she goes in swimming We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me (ha) She's too fat for me But she's just right for me So I sure want her, you can't have her She's just right for me (But she's too fat) she's not too fat She's just right for me (ha-ha) She's a twosome, she's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more some I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me (ha-ha) She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat, much too fat She's too fat for me, hey Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Arthur Richardson / Maclean Ross Too Fat Polka lyrics © Reservoir Media Management Inc
Staged. They baited the bear. Not good.
I was going to say the same thing.
But Diet Coke IS helping the bear maintain her girlish figure.
That’s a very good low carb meal.
Sounds like my ex girlfriend complaining she is fat when she only drinks diet coke.
No more like big Mike no lobster was around.
+1, I much prefer Coke Zero.
bear down....
😀😂🤣😃
His score was better than the Chicago Bears last weekend.
There you go. Man, you’re old.
If eating 10 burgers spoils the party it wasn't much of a party. And, as someone pointed out - that ain't barbeque, which here in Texas means brisket smoked at low temperature over aged pecan.
Red Badger to Scarlett156
I wonder if the poor bear will have to pay for its life for this indiscretion?
Only for drinking that diet Coke.................
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I was trying to think of something with that.
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