Rapinoe’s Secret: Victoria’s Secret’s Sales Tank After Hiring Megan Rapinoe as Brand Ambassador

breitbart ^ | 18 Oct 2023 | WARNER TODD HUSTON

[Murder of Crows]

“Despite everyone’s best endeavors, it’s not been enough to carry the day.”

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Probably because nobody gets more sexually aroused by the sight of a woman in lingerie than HETEROSEXUAL MALES. Trannies, Lesbians and sexual deviants in general are not into lingerie. That’s a heterosexual thing, created by heterosexuals for heterosexuals.

Dumbasses.

[SauronOfMordor]

Victoria’s Secret is SUPPOSED to be all about sexy. Years ago, their main customers were guys buying stuff they wanted their girlfriends/wives to wear.

Women would buy their stuff because they wanted to feel desirable.

Positioning the outfit with land whales was not a good move.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I guess that these days the people running CJ’s needs the models to eat the burger fast before it self identifies as a tofu burger. The models aren’t used to eating.

Do chubby chasers have a patron saint? Asking for a friend.

[T.B. Yoits]

The cheeseburger is the most valuable thing in that short clip.

That cheeseburger is worse than worthless as is because it has the ingredients upside down. The burger patty should be on the bottom, not on top of the lettuce, tomato, and onions.

[Secret Agent Man]

Dont blame the cheeseburger for being held upside down. Blame whoever was in charge of the photoshoot. :)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"'Business of Fashion' reporter Cathaleen Chen was SHOCKED to report this week that all the 'favorable reviews from online critics never translated into sales.'"

Cathaleen Chen has the IQ of a toadstool. A dozen "online critics" swooned over their new strategy and Cathaleen Chen thought that was representative of the market. You just cannot fix stupid.

"Cathaleen Chen is a reporter and writer based in New York City. Currently, she covers fashion and retail at The Business of Fashion. Her work has appeared in The New York Times, Business Insider and the Washington Post, among others. She graduated in the class of 2015 from Northwestern University, where she studied journalism, sociology, and creative writing. She misses Chicago dearly.

Originally from Urumqi, China, Cat later grew up in the Pittsburgh area. Though she found local Steelers' fanaticism endearing, she never picked up a penchant for sports. Here are some things she does enjoy: striped shirts, art museums, David Lynch, karaoke, most ballroom dances, and cheap champagne. She lives in Park Slope, Brooklyn."

It's interesting that Cathaleen isn't a porker.

[kiryandil]

She got bullied in high school over them.

They're real, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOy7DfEAXEA

[Rummyfan]

Megan Purplehair is the absolute kiss of death for anything.

Indeed. Her Subway adverts didn't run very long.

[Rummyfan]

OH... MY... GAWD!

[jonrick46]

Charlotte McKinney is giving me the munchies!

[alstewartfan]

They overestimated the tranny population when they hired her, I think.

[T.B. Yoits]

It's not held upside down, it's built upside down.

It's:
Top Bun
Bacon
Mayo (gross)
Cheese
Hamburger Patty
Onion
Tomato
Lettuce
Bottom Bun

Flipping it over wouldn't help. It should be:
Top Bun
Onion
Tomato
Lettuce
Bacon
Cheese
Hamburger Patty
Bottom Bun

[Cronos]

Victoria’s secret revenue dropped from 7.5billion in 2019 to 5.4 billion the next year, 2020. That was the result of dropping the Victoria’s secret fashion show.

They recovered to 6 billion in 2021 but have fallen again

[jonrick46]

Rapinoe’s “Sports Illustrated” photos reveal a very sexy body. However, respecting the decorum of these boards, I wouldn’t post them here.

I believe her narcissism is making her life on the short end of the stick.

[No name given]

And the tranny land whales 🐋 🐳!

[MPJackal]

“Megan looks about as sexy as a dung beetle on a cow turd.”

I think I am see her dick.

[ConservativeInPA]

Was anyone from Victoria’s Secret fired?

Probably promoted.

[Political Junkie Too]

And the guy with all the baguettes to complete the image.

-PJ

[Secret Agent Man]

Whatever. At least the cheeseburger is fixable.

[Ignatz]

In a story about spoke-lesbo Megan Rapinhoe the phrase, “dove face-first” was used.

I salute you, Warner Todd Huston!