Posted on 10/13/2023 1:11:55 PM PDT by cabojoe
SACRAMENTO, CA — California lottery officials have provided details regarding the latest Powerball winner. A Hispanic and long-time California resident named Vladimiro Zelensko is reported to have won the whopping $1.7 billion Powerball lottery. "Hola! I am muy happy for this small sum of money," said the very Mexican-looking Zelensko while holding a giant novelty check for photographs. "This may sound weird, but I could use even muy more denaros for, um, charitable works for my poor amigos in war-ravaged Ukraine. Bless their hearts, hombre."
Just then, his dark mustache fell off and a child in the audience pointed and yelled, "Hey, that looks kinda like Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky, what a peculiar coincidence, since he is constantly receiving scantly-traceable funds for the war in Ukraine while many working-class Americans are spending hundreds more per month just to keep food on the table!"
Everyone laughed and patted the small child on the head, then continued to congratulate the Hispanic lottery winner as he replaced his mustache.
At publishing time, due to inflation, Vladimiro Zelensko had spent his entire winnings just to pay for travel back to his hometown of Kyevadillo.
LOL......nice photoshopping......the Russian money-grubber in Mexican getup.
BabylonBee has it right more fact than fiction.
“Fake!....The lump sum isn’t that big!”
They decided to forego taxes for Mr Zelensko’s worthy charity.
lol...i didn’t get it until I saw it was the bee...
Viva, La Babylon Bee... That’s funny!!
Bwahahahahahaha! This one is hilarious. The second paragraph had me laughing out loud.
Bee wrong again. More fake news! The last name of the winner is Zelenskooooo.
Everybody be sure to go to the Bee to support them.
Darn....my money was on Taylor Swift.....guess she came in second....still made millions.
I almost believed this for a second.
Some Latinos actually are named Vladimir or Ivan for some reason.
I could actually use a Latino name and a green card...
Hispanic..........really?
Well, it is the Bee...
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