Posted on 10/04/2023 2:18:28 PM PDT by McGruff
NEW YORK, NY — The notoriously frugal Donaldson family cleverly posed as illegal immigrants, scoring a free week at a luxury hotel in downtown New York City.
"Good eveni --- I mean, hola, amiga!" said Mr. Donaldson, approaching the hotel desk. "We are weary illegal immigrants looking for a top floor corner suite, preferably with a jacuzzi! Away from the ice machine, por favor!"
Despite their pale skin and South Carolina drawl, the Donaldsons managed to fool the hotel staff with authentic Party City sombreros and bushy stick-on moustaches. "My name? Ah yes, my name is Jesus, this is my wife Rosalita, and my daughters Rosalita Junior and, uh, Rosalita extra Junior" said Mr. Donaldson to the check-in clerk. "See, they all have the moustache like me. Muy, muy guapo! Would you care for a churro?"
Feeling compassion for their plight, the hotel employee offered condolences to the Donaldson family for Governor Hochul's harsh words about illegal immigrants coming to New York. "Such ignorance," responded Mrs. Donaldson. "You know, a little room service would go a long way towards healing the wounds. Some - what do you Americans call them - margaritas, perhaps?"
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“Use this one weird trick to get a free hotel room.”
This will make a great movie, like those National Lampoon ones. xxx vacation.
They are as bad as the rest of the illegal parasites in this country. Disgusting.
I hope they got their free phones before they got thrown out.
Its the Babylon Bee! I believed it too until I saw the source. They got us again!
I identify as an undocumented migrant
LOL! Good writers. Or maybe I just like lowbrow humor - but I thought it was funny. ‘Donde esta’ la biblioteca? I think we all learned that line in Spanish 1.
Being fluent in Spanish, I have thought of not shaving for a week or two, and then just showing up. I read that during the Plandemic, some bums and trespassers were put in at the top of a Seattle hotel, with a lovely view of the water.
Funny...The Bee is great...
Man they got me on that one! Bwahahahahaha!
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