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Experts Unsure Where President's Dog Learned To Bite
The Bee ^ | September 28, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 09/28/2023 1:20:38 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, DC — After yet another biting incident involving the Presidential pooch Commander, members of the White House staff and canine experts are at a loss as to how the dog learned such aggressive behavior in the first place.

"There's absolutely no one who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue who exhibits erratic, aggressive, or violent tendencies …it's a complete mystery!" Said Martin Douglass, head of White House Operations. "It seems like his biting and aggressive sniffing is learned behavior but no one around here does anything like that!"

White House staff reported the President's German shepherd bit a Secret Service agent Monday; the agent was treated by medical staff on the premises and will need follow-up care. This brings the number of biting incidents up to 11, and staff continue to scratch their heads over where on earth Commander could have learned behavior like biting and nipping.

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To: Newtoidaho

LOL! I forgot about that, but it’s true!


21 posted on 09/28/2023 4:39:17 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

The bastard should just put a muzzle on it if he had an ounce of human decency. Also, why is it allowed to just roam free?


22 posted on 09/28/2023 4:53:01 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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The bastard should just put a muzzle on it if he had an ounce of human decency. Also, why is it allowed to just roam free?

In Prog Socialist Democrat America, there are those whom are Above The Constitution, Above The Law, Above Criticism, Above Civility, and, most of all, Above You.

23 posted on 09/28/2023 5:23:17 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

From Biteme?


24 posted on 09/28/2023 5:47:50 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: Navy Patriot

“Aggressive sniffing” Well, we know who is good at that!


25 posted on 09/28/2023 5:52:45 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths have I cried unto thee, O Lord. Lord, hear my voice: Psalm 130)
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